"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The girl that just wants to be "friends"

vee1287

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only ppl who have sexual encounters with guys post on this page begin .....now
 
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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PiHiPlaya

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wait, what the **** are you talking about????? Did she give you LJBF? never get in the friends zone


Read the bible

NEXT
 
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well your not getting good advice BECUASE NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE HELL YOUR ****ING TALKING ABOUT. READ YOUR DAMN POST BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY POST IT

oh yeah read the bible (the dj one)
 

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Not to flame but you got run on sentences that don't complete a single thought.

See I likethis girl but Idont know shes great and good grades blah blah but I didnttell her I liked her ask her on a date just "friends" but not "friends" do you PEACE!!
 

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read d bible

again,please.....

n c why she and all d other girls give u d LJBF line.

matter of fact i'll tell u right know why she does it,

cuz a freind 2 woman is a feminine, esmaculated,person..not a lover,n will probably never b one.

u have 2 b in control of d'z b1tches ,u have 2 decide when she is gonna b a lover a just a freind:mad: ok. i suggest u break of contact with her 4 a while ,and read d bible ,n then start from scratch, .
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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sonick182

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omg...

read the bible
read the bible
read the bible

Better yet, send her flowers with a poem you stayed awake all night to write, then call her and tell her how much she means to you, and that you can't live without her.

NOT... read the bible...
 

PiHiPlaya

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Yeah also be sure to carve her name in your arm with a pen that she chewed on from when you let her borrow it!

Make sure she knows that you love her and that you can't live without her!
 

Solja J

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Lol
 

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Flowers? Choclate? That stuff's for pussies, you need to go all out! Spend as much as you can on expensive jewelry and don't forget the 10 page essay on your love towards her. Might as well buy her a car that she casually mentioned in some conversation that you overheard while spying on her after school. Sure, it'll be expensive, but that's what wasting your life on a girl is for! Only the best of the best, baby!
 

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Originally posted by vee1287
only ppl who have sexual encounters with guys post on this page begin .....now
WTF? People who've had sexual encounters with GUYS? :confused:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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