"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"The Get Laid DJ Boot Camp" Idea

Master of the Universe

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Good afternoon my fellow Donners,

Most of you are familiar with me as the guy who put together the DJ Boot Camp, or perhaps from some of my posts.

More recently I posted the Virginity Journal threads, detailing my experiences from being a virgin to popping my cherry.

Today I had an idea, which may or may not fly... we'll see.

Basically, when I created the DJ Boot Camp, my intent at the time was to become super comfortable with girls and to gain massive cofidence. I believe that I have accomplished this, and many guys on this board have as well by participating the Boot Camp.

The next step for me personally is to become super confident in my sexuality. Even though I've had sex with a few girls, I still am not comfortable enough in my sexuality as I would like to be.

So, I'm considering taking the Boot Camp concept one step further, and create one based on getting laid.

This Boot Camp will not follow most of the material on mASF, Speed Seduction, or other material that you will find on the varied seduction forums.

The way I see it, most of these scripts, lines, patterns, routines, etc. are just bandages. If they work, then in most cases you will have been able to get the girl much easier and quicker if you were direct and confident in yourself, versus the material.

So this Get Laid DJ Boot Camp will be more on the theme of SoSuave, which is based on becoming a sincerely more confident person, and not just on reciting lines.

The good news is that once you've completed this boot camp, you will be TRULY comfortable in your sexuality. You'll be the type of guy who girls will react sexually to without having to memorize any scripts, patterns, or material. It will be who you are at a core level.

The bad news is that this will not be a comfortable or easy exercise for most guys. If you thought the original DJ Boot Camp took you out of your comfort zone, then you might be in for a system shock. Or then again, maybe not.

Regardless, it will be a very interesting experiment.

Right now there are two variables which will dictate whether or not I create this new Boot Camp:

1) Participants. If there are enough DJs interesting in participating, then I will create this new boot camp.

2) Girlfriend status. Right now I have a girlfriend... one that I'm actually in love with. Unfortuntately, there are a couple of things in the relationship that I'm not liking right now. I'm going to give it another month or so to see if things can work out.

If they do, then I won't be able to create this boot camp, since there is no honest way that I can ask guys to do something that I myself will not be putting myself through. If things don't work out, then you better believe that I'm going to be a MADMAN when it comes to this new experiment. If nothing more, I know I'll need something like this to take my mind off my then-to-be ex-relationship.

So here's the question.... who here is interested and SERIOUS about this new Get Laid DJ Boot Camp?

Master of the Universe
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Lifeforce

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Yes, count me in on this. I AM serious. Feel free to fukk me up otherwise.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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So pimp its scary

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I will at least check it out if your gonna make it and decide from there.
 

Bonhomme

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Gotta chuckle ...

not about your idea, MOU (great idea!), but it just so happens I'm more comfortable in my sexuality once the "green light" is given than I am with picking up gals in the first place. :D :confused:
 

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Let's formulate a plan where we could break MotU's girlfriend up with him. :D:D

her:
MotU:

her: seven guys told me you cheated on me! they were different people too!
MotU: what are you talking about?
her: *slap!* you *******! you know what I'm talking about, goodbye!
MotU: wtf?!
me: hehehehe... *grasp mouth*
MotU: yo did you hear that?
her: what?
Lifeforce: ****, they heard us... let's move!
GigaloDJ: ... I'm not moving, you guys make too much noise
me: hehehe.. oh god, save me! move NewMan!
NewMan: wtf?! yo if I go out, you guys will back me up if he beats the **** out of me?
all the gangs: *looks at each other...* ...
me: HAHAHA!!
MotU: why you little! get out of here, I heard you!
me: *walks out*
MotU: *gets the gun out*
me: OH ****! *RUNS back in!*
Eddy: ****, told you we can't trust him
Superman X: well get your hands off me, let's run!
So pimp its scary: :confused: :confused:
 

Paradox

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Sounds like another great idea MOTU.

Post any suggestions for this new boot camp on this thread.

MOTU, I'm gonna sticky this post for awhile.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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IrReSiStIbLe

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Originally posted by Saine
Let's formulate a plan where we could break MotU's girlfriend up with him. :D:D

her:
MotU:

her: seven guys told me you cheated on me! they were different people too!
MotU: what are you talking about?
her: *slap!* you *******! you know what I'm talking about, goodbye!
MotU: wtf?!
me: hehehehe... *grasp mouth*
MotU: yo did you hear that?
her: what?
Lifeforce: ****, they heard us... let's move!
GigaloDJ: ... I'm not moving, you guys make too much noise
me: hehehe.. oh god, save me! move NewMan!
NewMan: wtf?! yo if I go out, you guys will back me up if he beats the **** out of me?
all the gangs: *looks at each other...* ...
me: HAHAHA!!
MotU: why you little! get out of here, I heard you!
me: *walks out*
MotU: *gets the gun out*
me: OH ****! *RUNS back in!*
Eddy: ****, told you we can't trust him
Superman X: well get your hands off me, let's run!
So pimp its scary: :confused: :confused:
LOL LOL LOL... THAT SH1T IS HILLARIOUS! lol... nice one, saine ;)
 

MetalFortress

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Originally posted by Saine
Let's formulate a plan where we could break MotU's girlfriend up with him. :D:D

her:
MotU:

her: seven guys told me you cheated on me! they were different people too!
MotU: what are you talking about?
her: *slap!* you *******! you know what I'm talking about, goodbye!
MotU: wtf?!
me: hehehehe... *grasp mouth*
MotU: yo did you hear that?
her: what?
Lifeforce: ****, they heard us... let's move!
GigaloDJ: ... I'm not moving, you guys make too much noise
me: hehehe.. oh god, save me! move NewMan!
NewMan: wtf?! yo if I go out, you guys will back me up if he beats the **** out of me?
all the gangs: *looks at each other...* ...
me: HAHAHA!!
MotU: why you little! get out of here, I heard you!
me: *walks out*
MotU: *gets the gun out*
me: OH ****! *RUNS back in!*
Eddy: ****, told you we can't trust him
Superman X: well get your hands off me, let's run!
So pimp its scary: :confused: :confused:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Post of the month! :D
 

Mr_Pink

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Hmm... intresting...

Though I've never done a Boot Camp, this sounds like an intresting idea. I say go for it.

-Mr. Pink
 

Psycho`Sexual

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Hold up, your saying that by having sex, we will become comfortable with our sexuality?


Shouldn't it be the otehr way around? You become comfortable with your sexuality, then you have sex. Otherwise if you are doing something you feel uncomfortable with, you might not enjoy the experience and create a serious mental truama.
 

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I'm totally in for this. I'm still working on the original boot camp right now, I should be done by the time this gets up though.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Saine

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C'mon in and join the boot camp. Make MotU guilty for not making it if he really falls in love! :D :p
 

xblitz44x

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Sign me up Big guy. The grand-daddy of the Bootcamp. Let me know what it is I have to do, and how to start it.
 

Leon Phelps

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The Leon is in this B i t c h

Create it, **** the girlfriend, we are who matters right? lol
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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