"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The Flu Sucks

wifehunter

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You start feeling better, you go back to work...then the aches and pains come back.o_O WTF?!?!

Anyway I'm taking tylenol, ACV, vitamin c, yogurt, around 64 oz of water daily.

I have moments when I feel like a million buck only to lose to the aches and pains again.

Any ideas? Someone said magnesium, and vitamin D3. Any other ideas? Maybe more water?

BTW, the fever is gone.

I need to go back to work soon!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Some flu r just that bad. I had a similar one. Knock me off a couple of days.

It'll pass.

Rough it out and when those body pains hits you just sleep it off.
 

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Some flu r just that bad. I had a similar one. Knock me off a couple of days.

It'll pass.

Rough it out and when those body pains hits you just sleep it off.
Thanks!
 
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