Zapp Brannigan
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From what I've noticed is there are currently five types of women that exist in the modern world.
The "double life" b***h. These women try very hard to mask their true side and might seem normal at first. Their double life consists of drinking, smoking, f**king, and God knows what else during the night/weekend, some are good at hiding it while others aren't. Typically around other women and on social media their guard is down and they're open about their true colors. They get along with most guys and girls, but are still snobbish towards some, and usually talk s**t about everyone behind their back. They're very dangerous due to their phony and passive aggressive traits, and you might not realize what they are until they have their claws sunk into you. Sadly this seems to be the most common breed of female.
The snobby bi*ch. Snobby, shuns everyone, and has a small social circle because of it. Due to their warped ego they're typically horrible to men they see around. Their slvtty wild side comes out only when they're at a place with sex in the air (bar, party, club, etc.) and they'll act like the man is scoring with early 2000s Angelina Jolie when really he's got someone who's average at best. These are the ones best known for the "casual unprepared" selfie where they're wearing a shirt with cleavage showing, earrings, fancy hair, and are made-up like a French hooker fishing for likes/validation from a sea of orbiters.
The "bottom bi**h." These women are very obvious, and don't mask themselves at all. When it comes to snobbishness they pretend they're prettier than everyone, and that’s about it. They’ll talk to anyone, and are obvious about their slvtty materialistic traits, loudly speaking about them anywhere. Like the "double life" b**ch they tend to be pretty toxic, but are thankfully easy to spot.
The phony manipulator. They see the way other women act, try to do better, and hide their true colors the best. They feel inferior to other women in terms of looks and popularity, and because of this they rarely show their *****y side. Since she works very hard to keep up a phony front she'll seem good at first. Due to the insecurities she’ll entertain any and all male attention, and this is where you'll see her deceptive nature come out. She manipulates every male who expresses interest in her, and she'll even fake signs of interest/affection. Aside from rare instances, their bi**hy and slvtty side is only present among family and people close to her.
Normal. These women are like fu**ing unicorns in the modern world. Nothing like the other women, and are actually worth your time. If you find one of these rare breeds, be grateful and hold on for dear life.
Just thought I'd share this, and hopefully see some other viewpoints on it.
The "double life" b***h. These women try very hard to mask their true side and might seem normal at first. Their double life consists of drinking, smoking, f**king, and God knows what else during the night/weekend, some are good at hiding it while others aren't. Typically around other women and on social media their guard is down and they're open about their true colors. They get along with most guys and girls, but are still snobbish towards some, and usually talk s**t about everyone behind their back. They're very dangerous due to their phony and passive aggressive traits, and you might not realize what they are until they have their claws sunk into you. Sadly this seems to be the most common breed of female.
The snobby bi*ch. Snobby, shuns everyone, and has a small social circle because of it. Due to their warped ego they're typically horrible to men they see around. Their slvtty wild side comes out only when they're at a place with sex in the air (bar, party, club, etc.) and they'll act like the man is scoring with early 2000s Angelina Jolie when really he's got someone who's average at best. These are the ones best known for the "casual unprepared" selfie where they're wearing a shirt with cleavage showing, earrings, fancy hair, and are made-up like a French hooker fishing for likes/validation from a sea of orbiters.
The "bottom bi**h." These women are very obvious, and don't mask themselves at all. When it comes to snobbishness they pretend they're prettier than everyone, and that’s about it. They’ll talk to anyone, and are obvious about their slvtty materialistic traits, loudly speaking about them anywhere. Like the "double life" b**ch they tend to be pretty toxic, but are thankfully easy to spot.
The phony manipulator. They see the way other women act, try to do better, and hide their true colors the best. They feel inferior to other women in terms of looks and popularity, and because of this they rarely show their *****y side. Since she works very hard to keep up a phony front she'll seem good at first. Due to the insecurities she’ll entertain any and all male attention, and this is where you'll see her deceptive nature come out. She manipulates every male who expresses interest in her, and she'll even fake signs of interest/affection. Aside from rare instances, their bi**hy and slvtty side is only present among family and people close to her.
Normal. These women are like fu**ing unicorns in the modern world. Nothing like the other women, and are actually worth your time. If you find one of these rare breeds, be grateful and hold on for dear life.
Just thought I'd share this, and hopefully see some other viewpoints on it.
