The Fatties at the Club Messed me Over Again !

[TxCowboy]

Okay people.... I'm curious to know just how many of u DJ's out there are fed up going to a club, seeing a group of hot chicks you wanna talk to and maybe bring back home that night BUT there is ONE very BIG problem in your way?

Every time I go to a club, I'll hit on some hotties and start getting close and along comes Godzilla who has to wreck the whole deal ! She wont let the hot ones go dance or socialze and basically speaks for all the other h0's . Anyone else have this issue ?

 

[italostud]

The fatties are called "grenades". You need a wingman to "jump on the grenade". A quality wingman like that is hard to find.

BTW, your post gave me a really funny image of a fat godzilla trying to crush dj's in slow motion.

 

[TxCowboy]

Originally posted by italostud
The fatties are called "grenades". You need a wingman to "jump on the grenade". A quality wingman like that is hard to find.

BTW, your post gave me a really funny image of a fat godzilla trying to crush dj's in slow motion.

Hahaha .... yeah, I've gotten one of my buddies b4 to take on a grenade , but he was blind drunk and the next day after he woke up next to the Godzilla in bed; he was pissed as hell ....

That is true though ... gotta have that wingman there to take on the whale ...

 

[DonMEgaHoss]

lol this is really funny. reminds me of that one chapelles show episode when some fat lady code name 'bear' ****blocked dave.

I hope your friend didnt have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot... *shudders at the thought* :crackup:

 

[TxCowboy]

I wish there was some way for bouncers to have a damn weight scale at the door b4 letting these fatties in the club/bar/etc ... but i guess that would be weight discrimination

What I still dont get is y these hot girls have to have big fatty with them at the club .... y dont they just take all they're hot friends ? dont they know , we could care less about the mammoth that they brought ? Its kinda like they're advertising for the whale because the whale couldnt get any otherwise ....

 

[sstype]

Originally posted by TxCowboy
I wish there was some way for bouncers to have a damn weight scale at the door b4 letting these fatties in the club/bar/etc ... but i guess that would be weight discrimination

What I still dont get is y these hot girls have to have big fatty with them at the club .... y dont they just take all they're hot friends ? dont they know , we could care less about the mammoth that they brought ? Its kinda like they're advertising for the whale because the whale couldnt get any otherwise ....

Do you think that maybe its because those hot ones know that a fatty will effectively ****block 90 percent of guys that would try to hit on her?

better have tight game, and a willing wingman if you want to snag an unwilling hottie

 

[LIME!]

It's a symbiotic relationship. The hottie gets bothered less and the fattie gets sex with wings. Win-win.

 

[escobar04]

it sometimes feels as if the fat ones are their bodyguards

I have this cute chick in class and we are cool and all but the warpig is always there to protect her or something

I called them out on it too. funny stuff

 

[Cheat_LBJ]

Originally posted by TxCowboy
I wish there was some way for bouncers to have a damn weight scale at the door b4 letting these fatties in the club/bar/etc ... but i guess that would be weight discrimination

Actually, I'm all but 99% certain that there's no such thing as "weight discrimination" since being overweight is not designated as a protected class of individuals...

At any rate, my best "fatty c-ckblocker" story has to be this time I was in Miami for a wedding. I was at this club with some friends and there were 3 absolutely smoking women on the dancefloor, and then going to town Elaine-from-Seinfeld style next to them was this absolute Heiffer of a (and I use the term lightly) "woman," sweating up a storm and letting it all jiggle out.

Now, I'm a realist when it comes to my own level of 'attractiveness' to women, so I knew I had no real shot with these girls anyway. So, after uttering the famous last words to my friend ("Hey, check this out") I went up to try and start doing my bad attempt at dancing in front of these girls and sure enough, out comes the c-ckblocker. I looked her right in the face and yelled, loud enough for her friends (and everyone else on that part of the dance floor) to hear: "You know what this girl needs right? MORE COWBELL!" and then attempted to make some kind of animal sound.

If her fat little arms could've reached up to my face, I'm sure she would've slapped me.

 

[quest]

I am truely blessed.

My wingman LOVES fat girls.

He's good looking, better then me. And could pull some nice tail.

But he loves the ego boost that the fat girls give him. eg. "you're so hot." - they get all AFC on him you know?

He loves that he can treat them like sh*t and they'll stick around.

That being said, I don't mind the occasional fatty. I mean, especially if nothing else is biting. -though I haven't had that issue at all this entire year. Always got something better then a fatty on the go.

 

[lebRambo]

Originally posted by quest
He loves that he can treat them like sh*t and they'll stick around.

haha. I liked that part of it for a while too. Then I just felt disgusted at myself. First i was like, "yeah, this is me getting my own back for my gender! fight the power!" then when i woke up to myself i just wanted to puke...