"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The Fashion Industry is now giving us man's jeans that have spandex

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Who Dares Win

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My legs are ugly as ****, they are skinny and x-shaped...no matter how much work I put in it there is no feedback compared to upper body.

I dont wear skinny jeans cause I have testicles that require space and ugly legs that require shelter.
 

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It's been around for a while now. Levi's, Lucky Brand, all have 1% - 2% spandex in them. Rare to find one that doesn't.
I've been wearing Levi 505 for years, and I haven't noticed.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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My legs are ugly as ****, they are skinny and x-shaped...no matter how much work I put in it there is no feedback compared to upper body.

I dont wear skinny jeans cause I have testicles that require space and ugly legs that require shelter.
how much work have you put in out of interest? Whats your weight and how much have you squatted for reps? (i also suffer with extremely lanky legs)
 

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how much work have you put in out of interest? Whats your weight and how much have you squatted for reps? (i also suffer with extremely lanky legs)
I tried any possible approach to get a decent size, from huge weights and low reps to medium weigh and high reps...short rest, long rest and no rest.

I can grow chest and shoulders effortless, legs are lagging and calves just get harder but not bigger.

At some point I stopped giving a fvck since being a mixed martial artist at least Im cutting weight on legs and are stronger in upper body against those of my weight class.

Anyway Im 5'11 about 170 pounds, when Im not competing I can get up to 180 and its mostly upper body growth.
 

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Hmm, I wonder if there is regular 505 and "advanced stretch" 505. Maybe Levi's did this change silently, like a soda water company swapping out sugar for HFCS.
I think it has to do with people, in general, are getting fatter, and the stretch is more forgiving. I was at a Lucky Brand store a few days ago. Nearly everything was this stretch sh!t. I have muscular calfs and thighs, so I do not like tight pants. This metrosexual sh!t is becoming a pain in the ass. I might have to eventually buy raw denim and just wash it a million times so they are not stiff as a board.
 
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