"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Skel said:
ROFL

But seriousl, when do girls poop? Like seriously are they aliens?
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Ive figured it out since i work with several females, ive noticed that alot of the time they walk around pissed or up tight ... ... Its not P.M.S. They just really gotta take a dump, but dont want to drop a huge load at work (being the female bathroom is right next to my office and every one will smell it.

lmao this never made since to me untill i was at a girls house and had to drop a duce baaad but held it. Man that sucked i was pissed as hell after that it was all clear why girls act like that some times.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Nouse4one said:
lmao this never made since to me untill i was at a girls house and had to drop a duce baaad but held it. Man that sucked i was pissed as hell after that it was all clear why girls act like that some times.
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I refuse to hold a duece for anyone. Sometimes I make it a point to drop one when she's around. I like to break the ice up front. I won't fart until I'm comfortable with her though. Once I break that one, there is no going back and I find myself constantly doing it at that point. My farts don't stink, so they usually never complain.
 
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I refuse to hold a duece for anyone. Sometimes I make it a point to drop one when she's around. I like to break the ice up front. I won't fart until I'm comfortable with her though. Once I break that one, there is no going back and I find myself constantly doing it at that point. My farts don't stink, so they usually never complain.
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kdnash82 FOR PRESIDENT!
 
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