"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The Easiest Way To Pick Up Women!!!!!!!

ALPHAROMEO

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THE EASIEST WAY TO PICK UP WOMEN IS TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS BECAUSE IT S TOTALLY CONCRUENT

PUT ON AN ACCENT A SOUTHERN ACCENT A MIDDLE ACCENT FOR CREDIBILITY

WRITE THE NAME OF THE PLACE YOU RE LOOKING FOR ON A SLIP OF PAPER FOR CREDIBILITY

DO 2 APPROACHES EVERY OTHER DAY THAT S YOUR GOAL ONLY TWO!!!!!!!!!!! FEEL FREE TO DO MORE MORE AFTER THE 2 ONLY IF YoU WANT TO


MORE ABOUT THE DREADED TELEPHONE CALL IN MY NEXT MAIL!!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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DonJuan_DeRosco

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Err, hate to bust you're bubble there champ, but how is it gonna be congruent when she finds out you're accent is a lie?

Chuckle, slow morning for you is it?
 

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THANKS FOR THE ADVICE!

i SAY, THANKS FOR THE ADVICE!!!!!!!!!!
 
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