DrBeard
Banned
I am reminded of something my mum used to tell me when I was a kid to try and make me into a wussy nice guy.
She used to tell me that there were dream trains. 3 of them:
The 1st train led to a place where all the good dreams were (flying, superpowers, beating up teachers and stuff).
The 2nd train led to average dreams (shopping for groceries, digging for worms, riding the bus).
And the last train led to all the nightmares (werewolves, vampires, transvestites etc).
Each train departed at 10pm, 11pm and 1am so if I wanted good dreams I would have to be asleep by 10pm and if I stayed up later than 11pm I was in for nightmares!
I thought I could outwit my mum by saying if I am awake after 11pm I'll stay up and watch TV until after 1am so I miss all the trains and don't get nightmares. But when I told her this, she looked at me sympathetically and said:
"If you miss all of the trains you'll wet the bed"
"Ok then I won't go to bed at all!" I answered with a ****y smirk.
"Then you'll piss yourself at school!"
She used to tell me that there were dream trains. 3 of them:
The 1st train led to a place where all the good dreams were (flying, superpowers, beating up teachers and stuff).
The 2nd train led to average dreams (shopping for groceries, digging for worms, riding the bus).
And the last train led to all the nightmares (werewolves, vampires, transvestites etc).
Each train departed at 10pm, 11pm and 1am so if I wanted good dreams I would have to be asleep by 10pm and if I stayed up later than 11pm I was in for nightmares!
I thought I could outwit my mum by saying if I am awake after 11pm I'll stay up and watch TV until after 1am so I miss all the trains and don't get nightmares. But when I told her this, she looked at me sympathetically and said:
"If you miss all of the trains you'll wet the bed"
"Ok then I won't go to bed at all!" I answered with a ****y smirk.
"Then you'll piss yourself at school!"
