Maximus Rex
Banned
The following are a series of things one should NEVER DOconcerning a female.
1) Don't Pay More Than $40 On A Date Money is the key is getting hot chicks. Chicks love wealthy guys. However SPENDING lots of money on a chick will NOT GET YOU LAID!!! Women are more than willing to go to the lastest "trendy," resturant or see the lastest movie on your tab. Guys foolishly think that taking a chick to Le Circ or Morton's will lead to a night of carnal lust, when quite the opposite is true. Spending money will either offend the chick or have her thinking you'll buy her cars, diamonds, and furs and what not. Keep your dates under forty dollars. This can be done by eating before you meet her at the resturant or skipping dinner all together. Here's an example:
Rex: What's Up"
Chick: Nothing. Why?
Rex: I was thinking of meeting you later tonight for some drinks. When are you having dinner?
Chick: Around 9.
Rex: Cool. Let's meet around 10.
You want the conversation to go something along those lines. However you do it, find out when she's eating and meet her after she's eaten.
2) Don't Be Her Friend As evident in Shooter's thread http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=99036 You don't want to be a chick's friend. Once a chick sees you as a friend, a friend you will be. You have to establish your intent and make it known that you want to smash, and follow through on trying to smash.
Besides women aren't truly interested in your friendship. When I kick it with my friend's we usually split the tab at the resturant or the bar. We pay our own way into the club, and we help each other out with gas money. If a chick wants to be "your friend," call her on it. When she realizes that she has to pay her own way when she kicks it with you, then you'll see just howlong your "friendship," with her lasts.
3) Damn It Jim, I'm Not A Valet Chicks are really good for this ****. (Especially single mothers. Which is yet another reason you shouldn't date them.) You, trying to prove that your a "nice guy," and your dependable and responsible, you suddenly find yourself shuttling babygirl all over town. Your taking her to make groceries, pay bills, to nail salon, and in some cases, dropping her off at the next guy's house. In the meantime guy's like "Baseball Bat," (from Shooter's thread) are getting suck and effed and your at home jerking off wondering what your doing wrong.
Your not her personal valet. Your a busy guy and you have sh*t to do. Besides it's 2006 and women are "independent." Why does she need you to cart her around town. This is how you handle the will you take me somewhere, conversation.
Chick: Rex will you take me to the grocery store?
Rex: Will Charles Manson get paroled at his next hearing?
Chick: Huh???
Rex. Unfortunately dear, I have some stuff I need tending today. How were you getting to the grocery store before you met me?
Chick: I got one of my friend's to take me.
Rex: I'd suggest that you call one of your friends then.
4) DAMN IT JIM, I'M NOT A PYSCHOLOGIST!!! This is along the lines of #2 and the widely discussed topic of being an "emotional tampoon." This is want will happen if you allow #2 to happen. Thinking that it will lead to some a$$ and make you seem like an "understanding and caring guy." You soon find yourself hearing her life story and the it's ensuing problems. Instead of being a "human vibrator that she nuts on, your the shoulder she cries on. You get hear all those "wonderful stories," about the guys she's dating and how they're "no good," and the guys she's having one night stands with, and how she yearns for a "real relationship." Meanwhile, your waiting in the wings, and she drops the "your such a good afriend bomb.
Unless she's giving you $50, $75, $100 dollars an hour to hear her problems and you have Dr. in front of your name, tell her to go somewhere with that sh*t.
4) THREE STRIKE. YOUR OUT!!! Three and out. If your not smashing by the third date. "Release her from the team." Three dates can go anywhere from 3 days to 6 weeks, add in phone conversations she probably has probably figured out more than likely if your somebody she wants to have sex with. Remember your prupose and why your taking her out. You find her attractive and you want to smash. Women are implicit in their actions and are non-confrontational. Rather than tell you she's not interested in you romantically, she'll continue to have you paying for meals,movies, drinks, and trips to Great Adventure. If you haven't seen her naked by the end of Date #3, then you probably won't. Move on.
5) Anything say can be used against you. Women are constantly looking for reasons not to eff you. Just like when dealing with law enforcement, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!! Actually talk, but don't say anything. Stay away from "hot button issues." For example I love Latinas, but I believe in securing the borders, and deporting illegals. I also believe that anybody caught crossing the border illegally should be shot and the border should be mined. For obvious reasons, I wouldn't say this on a date. If politics, religion, animals, feminism, or anything that can be deemed controvisal should come up during the conversation, answer the question and quickly, but smoothly change the subject. For example:
Chick: The War in Iraq is an abysmal failure and Bush is an terrorist.
Rex: Wow. Such a strong opinion. Why do you feel that why?
Chick: Babble, Babble, Babble, Babble, Rant, Rant, says something stupid and completely off based, Babble Babble Rant, Rant.
Rex: Interesting, it's good to see that your informed. I find that very attractive in a woman. It's sexy to be able to hold substantive conversation with pretty women.
Chick: Thank you
Rex: I like your hair. I hope you tip beautician well. She does such a bang up job.
This is basically how you want that conversation to go. Acknowledge that she's smart and informed, acknowledge you find it attractive and change the subject.
Women are VERY insecure in their opinions and are threatened when they find somebody that feels different from the way they do and then makes superior arguements to theirs. A date can be going well, your KINOing, kissing, damn near have some guranteed a$$, then you start talking politics, your a liberal and she's a effing Ann Coulter clone. That sh*t can kill the mood and leave you with blue balls.
6) DON'T EFF AT YOUR HOUSE!!! Chicks are like animals, they'll "mark they're terrority." If you bang them at your house. They'll leave stuff behind, clothes, purses, deordorant, scrunchies, whatever. The next thing you know, she's moved in. If it's mandoatory, you smash at your house. Make should she takes everything she can with.
7) DON'T LET HER MOVE IN The only reason you should move in with a chick is because your engaged and your "dry running the marriage." Otherwise, she stays at her house, and you stay at yours. If you left her move in she'll start to want to "effinimize," your home. She'll want constant attention. No more Playstation and A'sgames.
8) No Serious Relationships Or Marriages Before The Age of 25 Your only in your 20's once. That time should be spent in college, building your career, and banging hot women. Guys enter into LTR's thinking that she's the "one," when in actually they just want a steady piece of a$$. If you tighten up your game, you can still have a steady piece of a$$. Actually several steady pieces of a$$. Don't commit to one chick. Your not ready for it. Use this time to find out who you are as a person, and figure out exactly what kind of women you like. Focus on getting good grades in college, graduate school, then on building your career. Once you've accomplished your career goal. Then get a girlfriend. Relationships need nurtering, women don't understand when your putting in long hours at the office. They want their time. Pretty soon your not paying attention to your job and your focusing in on her. If your not careful, she'll eff around and kill your dream.
1) Don't Pay More Than $40 On A Date Money is the key is getting hot chicks. Chicks love wealthy guys. However SPENDING lots of money on a chick will NOT GET YOU LAID!!! Women are more than willing to go to the lastest "trendy," resturant or see the lastest movie on your tab. Guys foolishly think that taking a chick to Le Circ or Morton's will lead to a night of carnal lust, when quite the opposite is true. Spending money will either offend the chick or have her thinking you'll buy her cars, diamonds, and furs and what not. Keep your dates under forty dollars. This can be done by eating before you meet her at the resturant or skipping dinner all together. Here's an example:
Rex: What's Up"
Chick: Nothing. Why?
Rex: I was thinking of meeting you later tonight for some drinks. When are you having dinner?
Chick: Around 9.
Rex: Cool. Let's meet around 10.
You want the conversation to go something along those lines. However you do it, find out when she's eating and meet her after she's eaten.
2) Don't Be Her Friend As evident in Shooter's thread http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=99036 You don't want to be a chick's friend. Once a chick sees you as a friend, a friend you will be. You have to establish your intent and make it known that you want to smash, and follow through on trying to smash.
Besides women aren't truly interested in your friendship. When I kick it with my friend's we usually split the tab at the resturant or the bar. We pay our own way into the club, and we help each other out with gas money. If a chick wants to be "your friend," call her on it. When she realizes that she has to pay her own way when she kicks it with you, then you'll see just howlong your "friendship," with her lasts.
3) Damn It Jim, I'm Not A Valet Chicks are really good for this ****. (Especially single mothers. Which is yet another reason you shouldn't date them.) You, trying to prove that your a "nice guy," and your dependable and responsible, you suddenly find yourself shuttling babygirl all over town. Your taking her to make groceries, pay bills, to nail salon, and in some cases, dropping her off at the next guy's house. In the meantime guy's like "Baseball Bat," (from Shooter's thread) are getting suck and effed and your at home jerking off wondering what your doing wrong.
Your not her personal valet. Your a busy guy and you have sh*t to do. Besides it's 2006 and women are "independent." Why does she need you to cart her around town. This is how you handle the will you take me somewhere, conversation.
Chick: Rex will you take me to the grocery store?
Rex: Will Charles Manson get paroled at his next hearing?
Chick: Huh???
Rex. Unfortunately dear, I have some stuff I need tending today. How were you getting to the grocery store before you met me?
Chick: I got one of my friend's to take me.
Rex: I'd suggest that you call one of your friends then.
4) DAMN IT JIM, I'M NOT A PYSCHOLOGIST!!! This is along the lines of #2 and the widely discussed topic of being an "emotional tampoon." This is want will happen if you allow #2 to happen. Thinking that it will lead to some a$$ and make you seem like an "understanding and caring guy." You soon find yourself hearing her life story and the it's ensuing problems. Instead of being a "human vibrator that she nuts on, your the shoulder she cries on. You get hear all those "wonderful stories," about the guys she's dating and how they're "no good," and the guys she's having one night stands with, and how she yearns for a "real relationship." Meanwhile, your waiting in the wings, and she drops the "your such a good afriend bomb.
Unless she's giving you $50, $75, $100 dollars an hour to hear her problems and you have Dr. in front of your name, tell her to go somewhere with that sh*t.
4) THREE STRIKE. YOUR OUT!!! Three and out. If your not smashing by the third date. "Release her from the team." Three dates can go anywhere from 3 days to 6 weeks, add in phone conversations she probably has probably figured out more than likely if your somebody she wants to have sex with. Remember your prupose and why your taking her out. You find her attractive and you want to smash. Women are implicit in their actions and are non-confrontational. Rather than tell you she's not interested in you romantically, she'll continue to have you paying for meals,movies, drinks, and trips to Great Adventure. If you haven't seen her naked by the end of Date #3, then you probably won't. Move on.
5) Anything say can be used against you. Women are constantly looking for reasons not to eff you. Just like when dealing with law enforcement, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!! Actually talk, but don't say anything. Stay away from "hot button issues." For example I love Latinas, but I believe in securing the borders, and deporting illegals. I also believe that anybody caught crossing the border illegally should be shot and the border should be mined. For obvious reasons, I wouldn't say this on a date. If politics, religion, animals, feminism, or anything that can be deemed controvisal should come up during the conversation, answer the question and quickly, but smoothly change the subject. For example:
Chick: The War in Iraq is an abysmal failure and Bush is an terrorist.
Rex: Wow. Such a strong opinion. Why do you feel that why?
Chick: Babble, Babble, Babble, Babble, Rant, Rant, says something stupid and completely off based, Babble Babble Rant, Rant.
Rex: Interesting, it's good to see that your informed. I find that very attractive in a woman. It's sexy to be able to hold substantive conversation with pretty women.
Chick: Thank you
Rex: I like your hair. I hope you tip beautician well. She does such a bang up job.
This is basically how you want that conversation to go. Acknowledge that she's smart and informed, acknowledge you find it attractive and change the subject.
Women are VERY insecure in their opinions and are threatened when they find somebody that feels different from the way they do and then makes superior arguements to theirs. A date can be going well, your KINOing, kissing, damn near have some guranteed a$$, then you start talking politics, your a liberal and she's a effing Ann Coulter clone. That sh*t can kill the mood and leave you with blue balls.
6) DON'T EFF AT YOUR HOUSE!!! Chicks are like animals, they'll "mark they're terrority." If you bang them at your house. They'll leave stuff behind, clothes, purses, deordorant, scrunchies, whatever. The next thing you know, she's moved in. If it's mandoatory, you smash at your house. Make should she takes everything she can with.
7) DON'T LET HER MOVE IN The only reason you should move in with a chick is because your engaged and your "dry running the marriage." Otherwise, she stays at her house, and you stay at yours. If you left her move in she'll start to want to "effinimize," your home. She'll want constant attention. No more Playstation and A'sgames.
8) No Serious Relationships Or Marriages Before The Age of 25 Your only in your 20's once. That time should be spent in college, building your career, and banging hot women. Guys enter into LTR's thinking that she's the "one," when in actually they just want a steady piece of a$$. If you tighten up your game, you can still have a steady piece of a$$. Actually several steady pieces of a$$. Don't commit to one chick. Your not ready for it. Use this time to find out who you are as a person, and figure out exactly what kind of women you like. Focus on getting good grades in college, graduate school, then on building your career. Once you've accomplished your career goal. Then get a girlfriend. Relationships need nurtering, women don't understand when your putting in long hours at the office. They want their time. Pretty soon your not paying attention to your job and your focusing in on her. If your not careful, she'll eff around and kill your dream.
