The DJ Ten Commandments

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Well, these aren't written by God on tablets of stone, but i'm sure that being posted on a forum by a Master DJ would be enough to suffice in this case.

1. thou shalt not place any woman[en] above thee.

2. Thou shalt be a confident man.

3. Thou shalt not let rejection be a problem. Getteth thou out and tryeth again.

4. Thou shall not be an AFC. Thou shalt be a Man instead.

5. Thou shall be the Alpha male, always ready to lead your group to victory.

6. Thou shalt have a backbone of iron and balls of steel. Thou shalt never give up on a problem unless all other solutions hath been exausted. Thou shalt not make lame excuses. Thou shalt not taketh any shyt.

7. Thou shalt respect your woman [en] as much as thou shalt respect thineself.

8. Thou shalt pursue thine own interests before thou pursueth thine women.

9. Thou shalt be kind to everyone that thou meeteth, unless they deem themselves unworthy of thine kindness.

10. Thou shalt readeth the DJ Bible and keep it handy.

 

[DIESEL]

thou shalt give Page props for posting this...

nice..

D

hey where's the diagram?? LOL

 

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Here it is:

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THE OFFICIAL DON JUAN LOVE TRIANGLE
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You
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Woman#1 Woman#2 Woman#3




[This message has been edited by Page (edited 03-19-2002).]

 

[KCFlyer]

11. Thou shalt always be stiving to better thyself, growing in charisma and confidence (and keeping the other 10 commandments)

 

[Mark]

12. Thou shall follow these ten commandments. (or all the commandments about to come from all the replies

)

 

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Originally posted by KCFlyer:
11. Thou shalt always be stiving to better thyself, growing in charisma and confidence (and keeping the other 10 commandments)

If I wasn't limited to ten, I would have put that in as well.

 

[CONDE FRANCO]

hehe, I'll learn it by heart

 

[Amlothi]

13 Thou shalt follow the first 12 Commandments and only the first 12....

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"There are no such things as mixed signals when it comes to women, there is reality and what the guy wants to be reality." - Don Phenom

 

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Originally posted by Mark:
12. Thou shall follow these ten commandments. (or all the commandments about to come from all the replies

)

I assumed that people would take that as a given, so I thought wasting a slot on it would seem rather redundant

 

[sliderpro]

thou shalt not hesitate

 

[comic_relief]

good post

thou shalt always live life to its fullest