"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The DJ Soundtrack, Reborn!

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Motorhead: time to play the game

Rob Zombie: never Gonna Stop (the version i have is the one that has a woman saying 'You think you know me" at the very beginning. It's a rare mix, but is better than the others.)

BIG: Hypnotize, Big pappa

Too Short: players holiday, player's club (with easyE)

Cash Money Millioniares: still fly, #1 stunna

Nelly: #1

Ludacris: area Codes

JayZ: big pimpin,

Dre: Keep their heads ringing, Bad intentions

Ice cube: you can do it

Oasis: hindu times

Sevendust: black

Default: wasting my time

MC Hammer: too legit

Venga Boys: sex on the beach



I'll think of more later.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ah, how could I forget:

eminem: superman
 

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Bump -- no way in hell I'm letting this thread die yet...
 

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breaking benjamin - medicate

mest - cadillac

both get you pumped and the lyrics are pretty DJ'ish as well.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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"Strictly Business" by EPMX or "Stricly Business" by Mantronik Vs. EPMX.

"It's like beam me up Scotty,
I controll your body.
I'm as deadly as AIDS
When it's time to rock a party!"

The mix of the song by Mantronik is faster and better than the original version if you ask me. More dance-able. Can't quite hear the lyrics as well though... Check em' out.

- Maurizio
 

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hell yeah u read my mind, Page. I was just gonna start up a thread on this. good picks guys

here go some of mine for now:

DMX - What these *****es want from a...

Nelly - E.I.

Eminem - Kim (well this song is all about going psycho on your ex) lol

AND MY #1 song whenever I need to pump myself up

"I do know one thing though, *****es they come they go, Saturday through Sunday Monday, Monday through Sunday yo"

Superman by EMINEM

I'll post some up later
 

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DMX - What these *****es want from a...
- One of the greatest songs in the entire soundtrack. Does anybody know who produced it?

Eminem - Drug Ballad
I just say whatever I want, to whoever I want
Whenever i want, wherever I want, however I want
However I do show some respect to few
This ecstacy has got me standin next to you
Gettin sentimental as f***, spillin' guts to you
We just met but I think I'm in love with you
But you're on it too so you tell me you love me too
Wake up in the morning like "Yo what the f*** we do?"
I gotta go b****, you know I got stuff to do
Cause if I get caught cheatin then I'm stuck with you


well... maybe......
 

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Dr. Dre - I Just Wanna (F#ck you) I believe that's the name of it. Sorry, I lost the CD case.
Lynden David Hall - Sexy Cinderella (gets me pumped for some reason)
Guess Who - American Woman
Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride
Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
Free - All Right Now
Bad Company - Good Loving Gone Bad
Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear The Reaper
Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by cant think of a user name
DMX - What these *****es want from a...
- One of the greatest songs in the entire soundtrack. Does anybody know who produced it?

Eminem - Drug Ballad
I just say whatever I want, to whoever I want
Whenever i want, wherever I want, however I want
However I do show some respect to few
This ecstacy has got me standin next to you
Gettin sentimental as f***, spillin' guts to you
We just met but I think I'm in love with you
But you're on it too so you tell me you love me too
Wake up in the morning like "Yo what the f*** we do?"
I gotta go b****, you know I got stuff to do
Cause if I get caught cheatin then I'm stuck with you


well... maybe......

I pretty sure Swizz Beatz from ruff ryders did that song.
 

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Danko ****ing Jones
Take your pic
Bounce
Sound of love
Soul on ice
Way to my heart
suicide women
Any and ever song off his cd born a lion
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Is the original thread still active?

CORRECTION: Nope, it's not active.
 

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I believe that the original thread has dropped so far down on the list that it will probably never be seen again.


Eminem : lose Yourself
 

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Kid Rock - ****y

this is a great song to pump yourself up to.
 

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Pastor Troy - You Can't Pimp Me
 

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Everyone listen to this:


Positive K - I've gotta man

the whole plethora of good DJ lines!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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