"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Packers2010

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right now, there are more troll post then anything on this site and i am **** of it! not too long ago i used to come here and try help people best i can! but what's the point when half the new people that join. then all the regulars are trolling now too because they are bored and have nothing better to do.

YES NAUGHTY NINJA I AM LOOKING AT YOU!

we need to get back to what was great about this site. helping people. if the regulars want to try. why not do it in a diffident sub from like the off topic one?

seriously guys. don't let this forum go to ****.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Packers2010 said:
right now, there are more troll post then anything on this site and i am **** of it! not too long ago i used to come here and try help people best i can! but what's the point when half the new people that join. then all the regulars are trolling now too because they are bored and have nothing better to do.

YES NAUGHTY NINJA I AM LOOKING AT YOU!

we need to get back to what was great about this site. helping people. if the regulars want to try. why not do it in a diffident sub from like the off topic one?

seriously guys. don't let this forum go to ****.
I think when people who are trolling are ones who have their sh!t together

In that case, you should be glad that most of SSers become trolls :D
 

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Packers2010 said:
right now, there are more troll post then anything on this site and i am **** of it! not too long ago i used to come here and try help people best i can! but what's the point when half the new people that join. then all the regulars are trolling now too because they are bored and have nothing better to do.

YES NAUGHTY NINJA I AM LOOKING AT YOU!

we need to get back to what was great about this site. helping people. if the regulars want to try. why not do it in a diffident sub from like the off topic one?

seriously guys. don't let this forum go to ****.
I do it for you baby, you see, sometimes, we strike true to the core with our satire, because Sosuave needs posters like us.

Because we're the posters that Sosuave deserves, but not the ones it needs right now. So we will troll, because you can take it. Because we're not your parents, we're womanizers, pick-up artists - A Don Juan
 

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To me it seems it's been it's this way for years. In any given time period most of the threads are useless with a few gems here and there. That's why I love the archives and DJ bible they collect and compile these. I still do regulars help out in threads, but not every thread can have eye opening revelations like when we first visited this website
 

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So, once again Packers decides to have a moan instead of getting up off his azz and doing something productive.

Bro - you started at the gym yet?

Didnt think so.



P.S. @ArcBound is bang on - dont like the recent threads? Archives and DJ bible hold lots of info.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Mods should start IP-banning some of the obvious trolls here, sadly this forum would be quite dead if they did.
 

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Hydrak said:
Mods should start IP-banning some of the obvious trolls here, sadly this forum would be quite dead if they did.
Proxy servers bro.
 

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I just joined the forum,cause i figured when i meet a chick you guys could help me out with what a don would do.I mean i troll but only cause there's tons of info on here that's good reading.I hope the master don juans would still help out the newbies like me,man,just saying
 

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Purefilth said:
So, once again Packers decides to have a moan instead of getting up off his azz and doing something productive.

Bro - you started at the gym yet?

Didnt think so.



P.S. @ArcBound is bang on - dont like the recent threads? Archives and DJ bible hold lots of info.
Recent threads are questions, the archive is sick, the bible is the manifesto and packers is complaining.... thats how its been for awhile nothings changed :up:

@sam Proxies dont hide your subnet mask. but no forums ever ban that way :(
 

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Packers2010 said:
right now, there are more troll post then anything on this site and i am **** of it! not too long ago i used to come here and try help people best i can! but what's the point when half the new people that join. then all the regulars are trolling now too because they are bored and have nothing better to do.

YES NAUGHTY NINJA I AM LOOKING AT YOU!

we need to get back to what was great about this site. helping people. if the regulars want to try. why not do it in a diffident sub from like the off topic one?

seriously guys. don't let this forum go to ****.

Packers no offense dude but shouldn't you be more concerned with working on the advice you've been given a few times by various posters and said you were going to?

If you want to show us how serious you take sosuave. Start a Packers2010 improvement journal right here on the discussion forums and post weekly updates.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Naughty Ninja said:
Packers no offense dude but shouldn't you be more concerned with working on the advice you've been given a few times by various posters and said you were going to?

If you want to show us how serious you take sosuave. Start a Packers2010 improvement journal right here on the discussion forums and post weekly updates.
But NN - wouldn't that involve going out?:nervous:

Like away from the computer?:(
And....... ACTUALLY DOING STUFF?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?:confused:
I can speak for packers when I say F-THAT!!!! He doesnt wanna do anything but wank and moan - Even shaving is too much effort for this mufuker let alone leaving the house or going to the gym:nervous:
 

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nroug7 said:
Because we're the posters that Sosuave deserves, but not the ones it needs right now. So we will troll, because you can take it. Because we're not your parents, we're womanizers, pick-up artists - A Don Juan
Some DJs aren't looking for anything logical... They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some DJs just want to watch the world burn :D
 

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I do not post often because I am far behind on my readings here. Dj Bible and many other threads from the Archive. I only advise when I'm sure of something.

Also there is a 10 post limit per day lol which I do not like to waste unless until I'm sure of what I'll say will help others.
 

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Purefilth said:
So, once again Packers decides to have a moan instead of getting up off his azz and doing something productive.

Bro - you started at the gym yet?

Didnt think so.



P.S. @ArcBound is bang on - dont like the recent threads? Archives and DJ bible hold lots of info.

what can i do? i don't really have the " mod power" to bad every troll.

I've just seen forums IMPLODE and become useless. then all the good posters leave and it's just a heap of ****
 

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Purefilth said:
But NN - wouldn't that involve going out?:nervous:

Like away from the computer?:(
And....... ACTUALLY DOING STUFF?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?:confused:
I can speak for packers when I say F-THAT!!!! He doesnt wanna do anything but wank and moan - Even shaving is too much effort for this mufuker let alone leaving the house or going to the gym:nervous:

dude chill

i just think if the forum keeps going down this road. what will be left you know?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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