"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Conspiracy

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I had a run in with the conspirators. A girl I was seeing got all mad because I made a comment about not liking gay people. She went into this long tirade about how her best friend was gay and if I wanted to talk like that, she didn't want to be with me. I told her no problem, hit the road and don't let the door hit you on the way out.

3 hours later, this woman of such strong convictions called me up whining about how much she missed me and that I could feel the way I wanted as long as I didn't talk that way in front of her. I told her to go sit on a snake and not call me back again. This was a few weeks ago, and this bytch is still blowing up my cell phone trying to get a hold of me.

The moral of this story is: women and gays are tearing at the fabric of this country. They love to get together and cut straight guys down and have formed this little alliance. Don't EVER let a woman strong arm you into accepting her point a view. They'll end up respecting you more and you won't end up with a fag hag who'll drop you because her meddling homo friend didn't like your relationship.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Captain

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bigguns22 said:
I had a run in with the conspirators. A girl I was seeing got all mad because I made a comment about not liking gay people. She went into this long tirade about how her best friend was gay and if I wanted to talk like that, she didn't want to be with me. I told her no problem, hit the road and don't let the door hit you on the way out.

3 hours later, this woman of such strong convictions called me up whining about how much she missed me and that I could feel the way I wanted as long as I didn't talk that way in front of her. I told her to go sit on a snake and not call me back again. This was a few weeks ago, and this bytch is still blowing up my cell phone trying to get a hold of me.
This is what happens when you stand your ground with a girl. :cool:
 

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I disagree with about half of what you posted, but you did a good thing by not apologizing for you beliefs; well done, man.

Like Captain said, that's what happens when you stand your ground with a woman. It's like they're subconciously impressed, thus attraction levels are raised.

Good work.
 

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*wonders if bigguns22's username is another of his insecurities disguised as overcompensating confidence*
 

bigguns22

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No, Scotty,

Just because someone doesn't like homosexuals and their conspiracy with women doesn't mean he's insecure. Maybe you're not quite sure of your sexuality and my post tugs a little at you. I can understand.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Great logic scotty. Anti-homosexual = insecure?
 
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