The condom

[diplomatic_lies]

Man is this like the greatest invention in the world or what? The condom pretty much lets us say a big "FVCK YOU" to nature, and we aren't forced to settle down with a woman and child after having sex for the first time like our cavemen ancestors were.

Did you know some early prototypes of condoms were made of papyrus and sheep's intestines? (I read it from this magazine)

It's proof that society is advancing

 

[BBX]

This thread...like 99% of the others are a waste of internet





I like your sig( :

 

[Cruise]

Yup. Waste of a read. Try using it before you actually write such rave reviews.

 

[Stud]

going bareback and jumping on her stomach also gives a big F U to nature as well.

 

[PRMoon]

I'm suprised DL, you usually post topics with more depth to them then this. Ah well, not all of them can be winners I suppose.

 

[check_mate_kid_uk]

I like your sig( :

A smart women will know you are lieing!

 

[Create Reality]

going bareback and jumping on her stomach also gives a big F U to nature as well.

Then nine months later, nature realizes what you said and comes back with a roundhouse to your face.

 

[( . )( . )]

Man is this like the greatest invention in the world or what?

Yeah WOOH, a complete lack of feeling, and forfeiting my pleasure is where its all at for me aswell.

The condom pretty much lets us say a big "FVCK YOU" to nature, and we aren't forced to settle down with a woman and child after having sex for the first time like our cavemen ancestors were.

Cavemen were forced to settle down? If they were its probably because they wanted to. He had the club and the flint and the means to keep her alive, in other words the b!tch kept the latest goings on in Oprah, Dr Phil and the "You go girl" attitude to a minimum. Running from sabre tooth tigers probably kept the weight off her aswell hence feminists were not even invented yet.



Her : I didnt know how you would take it, yeah it must have been the antibiotics interfering with my pill, I cant believe it.

You : Do I know you?


Would be a better way of saying FVCK YOU to nature.

 

[BBX]

A smart women will know you are lieing!

But the beautiful one is the one i want ta fvck:kick:

 

[AC/DC]

Interesting that you guys are saying "you usually made smarter posts"...

THE MAN IS EXCITED HE HAD SEX. You're a virgin and you're fat, so let him be happy.

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Actually in primitive times, women were just as gossipy as they are today. I should know, I just spoke to the Ice Man.

 

[brucevangeorge]

It's proof that society is advancing

And threads like this prove that the individual is getting dumber.

 

[john_1234]

this is an "anything else" forum and we can post whatever is on our minds right? (besides politics, etc.) one thread may sound stupid to one person while it may be thought-provoking to another.

 

[Soprano]

upping this powerful thread

even without them, my coat hanger game is off the chain, so i'm straight either way

 

[Chillisauce]

probably offtopic, but my GF's period finally came today - 3 weeks late... from now on i'll use condoms. I think i'll go dance in the rain now, may fate smile on you all!