The common factor between carpet and women

[Black Widow Void]

If you lay 'em right the first time....
you can walk over 'em long afterward.

 

[sosousage]

that sounds edgy and sexist


also carpet is smarter

 

[logicallefty]

I’ve heard women say this about men. Guess it’s fair game on either side.

 

[Black Widow Void]

Unlike carpet, there's a *major* difference between women and toilets.

A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.

And by the way, these are old jokes that I grew up with.
Although women get on my nerves a lot, I do respect them much more than my jokes would suggest.

 

[lamath]

We got a saying in french not sure it translate well but ill try

Women are like a trailer, if you pin it right it will follow you everywhere.