The Club Commandments

[Solomon]

Follow these 10 rules and you shall have supereme reigns above the rest
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10. Thou shall dress fly—If you are not going to dress nice, don’t bother your chances can go up to 60% if you dress the part

9. Thou shall taketh one for the Team—To be a good wingman means to interact with any and every female. If your buddy is talking to a hot chick and the friend is a fatty or dud. Just keep her entertained long enough for your buddy to close the deal. If it comes to a situation where you have to go home with them, you can 1. Fake a pass out 2. Get head and fake a pass out or 3. Go for Gusto and keep it on the low low

8. Thou shall not stalketh—Don’t be the creepy guy, that stalks the girl around the club. It’s just weird/desperate and lame.

7. Thou shall not be afraid—Don’t be afraid to approach. Let me, let you in on a little secret. Don’t you think girls are scared/excited/nervous as well to be approached or to approach? Don’t be afraid there just women (guess what? Even that HB 10 has to wipe her a$$ when she takes a s***t, nobody wipes it for her)

6. Thou protect thyself—always and I mean always wear a rubber. I’ve seen girls (and guys) at the club who I knew had an STD (not because I hit but I know someone who did) be very, very cautious

5. Thou shall not drink and drive—this is self-explanatory

4. Thou shall not fight—Amogs/Gaymogs whoever may try to fight you. Fighting over women is not what’s up. Do you wanna catch a case over some club Skank?

3. Thou shall not trick---I don’t care how hot the girl is, do not, I repeat do not buy her drink. I think it was David X who said “women don’t respect a man who buys them a drink” it’s a s**t test plain and simple. A test which you will get again and again and again

2. Thou shall respect—I don’t care how drunk she is, you show her respect. The Golden rule is a must “do unto others as others do unto you”. Don’t pull her arm (lame) don’t touch her if she doesn’t want to be touch.

1. Thou shall have fun—whatever having fun means to you. Whether it’s getting plastered to oblivion. Talking to tons of chicks. Or even playing the wall (*cringes*). If that is fun to you then do it. Don’t be the lame afc who is on his cell phone, pretending he is texting somebody when he is playing Tetris. Have fun be social and do it legally

 

[Relationship-Buddy]

Haha, good stuff!

 

[PrettyBoyA]

i don't like number 3. that rule is stupid and results in weird behaviour. the point of that rule was originally to say to guys: don't buy a girl a drink to hit on her or before she's earnt it.

but now guys are taking it too literally, and they'll go above and beyond to never buy a girl a drink and end up looking cheap.

in any club social interaction, if i'm getting alot great with a girl, i'll buy her a drink. i'm not giving away any value if i do it, i'm offering from a higher position for her to drink with me..

 

[Warrior74]

playing the wall = being a wall flower, holding up the wall, standing around watching like a dweeb with no friends or social skills.

i don't like number 3. that rule is stupid and results in weird behaviour. the point of that rule was originally to say to guys: don't buy a girl a drink to hit on her or before she's earnt it.

but now guys are taking it too literally, and they'll go above and beyond to never buy a girl a drink and end up looking cheap.

in any club social interaction, if i'm getting alot great with a girl, i'll buy her a drink. i'm not giving away any value if i do it, i'm offering from a higher position for her to drink with me..

I tend to agree. I buy drinks for my boys and for girls I know, if I feel like it. I never do anything I don't want to do, or because I want something from someone. That is supplicating. But if your hitting it off and having a good time and going to the bar, its not supplicating to say 'hey whatcha drinking?" as long as you don't go overboard and start buying every drink and shots and doing that sort of thing.

 

[ExcelNPrevail]

I disagree with number 4. If he gets in your face you try to prevent it, of course. But more often then not these idiots just want to prove themselves so badly. If he keeps trying to front, you make sure you knock his a55 out. If you really hit up good looking women they will be with some men most of the time, so just be prepared to fight if you really have too.

 

[ready123]

I disagree with number 4. If he gets in your face you try to prevent it, of course. But more often then not these idiots just want to prove themselves so badly. If he keeps trying to front, you make sure you knock his a55 out. If you really hit up good looking women they will be with some men most of the time, so just be prepared to fight if you really have too.

then watch how fast the bouncers ride your ass. and if you act like a knucklehead before 1 pm and your group gets kicked out, you can deal with all your friends get pissed at you for ruining the night

one of my friends punched a guy at Miyagi's here in LA. He ended up sitting on the curb being babysat by LAPD until 4 in the morning

unless and possibly even if you get swung at first, don't scrap in the clubs. It's totally unnecessary and makes you look like a fvckin herb

 

[guywhoneedshelp]

Valuable advice to be considered here.

Although I must say, Suffolk County Long Island has the most ridiculous club scene. They are more like raves. You enter and it is a speaker in your ear. If you can pick up a girl here at the club, you can pick up a girl anywhere.

All that on top of stuck up women, it's not the best meeting place. It can be fun though to grab random ass. I will say that most of the time I go to these clubs is because the thought of being some place quiet while I have the feeling that everyone else is at a loud exciting place motivates me to go to these clubs. Usually afterward we all say the same thing: "Fun, but that place sucked".

 

[Solomon]

i don't like number 3. that rule is stupid and results in weird behaviour. the point of that rule was originally to say to guys: don't buy a girl a drink to hit on her or before she's earnt it.

but now guys are taking it too literally, and they'll go above and beyond to never buy a girl a drink and end up looking cheap.

in any club social interaction, if i'm getting alot great with a girl, i'll buy her a drink. i'm not giving away any value if i do it, i'm offering from a higher position for her to drink with me..

If you meet a girl and buying her within a drink within 2 mintues how is that offering a higher postion? I have seen this (hell I've even done it)

If you are talking to a girl and things are going great, there are exceptions. I was at the club on wensday, and this girl wanted me to buy her friend a drink because it would "help her loosen up" which in womense means "buy her a drink, and she will like you.." I countered by saying "she hasn't done anything for me to buy her drink, I barley know her". You gotta stand you're ground. The "buy me a drink" is proably the #1 used **** test, in the club. If its with freinds/homies go ahead buy them drinks, I encourage it, espeically if there is reciporation but some girl you met 2 mintues ago........HOLD DAT

 

[Solomon]

I like your final point, fun is VERY underrated in the community and I wish more of a big deal was made about it. For each and EVERY solid sarge I've ran (definitely for the lays), fun was my priority.

You do have to mix the fun with all the stuff you read on here and elsewhere though, fun just on it's own makes you a clown. Be having fun (amusing yourself), dominant and sexual, be consistent with this, and you'll go a long way.


I disagree with your first point though, how I dress is irrelevant to my success. I've done well dressed really well, and done equally awesome dressed just T-shirt and jeans casual. If you dress nice it should just be for yourself, to help generate confidence.

I've been said this as soon as I started posting. The real secert to picking up women is "fun" guys, think im bsing them, but what women doesn't like to be around a fun guy?


#10 Dress sexy for yourself or confident. Thats what I meant, when i dress nice it boosts my confidence level. It's how you present yourself your aura. So yeah there is a guy who can wear jeans and tee and girls will find it hott. As long as your confident in what you rocking....

 

[TheRealSupreme]

Follow these 10 rules and you shall have supereme reigns above the rest
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10. Thou shall dress fly—If you are not going to dress nice, don’t bother your chances can go up to 60% if you dress the part

9. Thou shall taketh one for the Team—To be a good wingman means to interact with any and every female. If your buddy is talking to a hot chick and the friend is a fatty or dud. Just keep her entertained long enough for your buddy to close the deal. If it comes to a situation where you have to go home with them, you can 1. Fake a pass out 2. Get head and fake a pass out or 3. Go for Gusto and keep it on the low low

8. Thou shall not stalketh—Don’t be the creepy guy, that stalks the girl around the club. It’s just weird/desperate and lame.

7. Thou shall not be afraid—Don’t be afraid to approach. Let me, let you in on a little secret. Don’t you think girls are scared/excited/nervous as well to be approached or to approach? Don’t be afraid there just women (guess what? Even that HB 10 has to wipe her a$$ when she takes a s***t, nobody wipes it for her)

6. Thou protect thyself—always and I mean always wear a rubber. I’ve seen girls (and guys) at the club who I knew had an STD (not because I hit but I know someone who did) be very, very cautious

5. Thou shall not drink and drive—this is self-explanatory

4. Thou shall not fight—Amogs/Gaymogs whoever may try to fight you. Fighting over women is not what’s up. Do you wanna catch a case over some club Skank?

3. Thou shall not trick---I don’t care how hot the girl is, do not, I repeat do not buy her drink. I think it was David X who said “women don’t respect a man who buys them a drink” it’s a s**t test plain and simple. A test which you will get again and again and again

2. Thou shall respect—I don’t care how drunk she is, you show her respect. The Golden rule is a must “do unto others as others do unto you”. Don’t pull her arm (lame) don’t touch her if she doesn’t want to be touch.

1. Thou shall have fun—whatever having fun means to you. Whether it’s getting plastered to oblivion. Talking to tons of chicks. Or even playing the wall (*cringes*). If that is fun to you then do it. Don’t be the lame afc who is on his cell phone, pretending he is texting somebody when he is playing Tetris. Have fun be social and do it legally

Chuuuch!!!

Well said playa.

 

[Forty0ztoFreedom]

Don’t be the lame afc who is on his cell phone, pretending he is texting somebody when he is playing Tetris.

hahahaha . . I have done this many times.

 

[PrettyBoyA]

If you meet a girl and buying her within a drink within 2 mintues how is that offering a higher postion? I have seen this (hell I've even done it)

If you are talking to a girl and things are going great, there are exceptions. I was at the club on wensday, and this girl wanted me to buy her friend a drink because it would "help her loosen up" which in womense means "buy her a drink, and she will like you.." I countered by saying "she hasn't done anything for me to buy her drink, I barley know her". You gotta stand you're ground. The "buy me a drink" is proably the #1 used **** test, in the club. If its with freinds/homies go ahead buy them drinks, I encourage it, espeically if there is reciporation but some girl you met 2 mintues ago........HOLD DAT

i don't believe i said i'd do it within 2 minutes of meeting her... my point is that it shouldn't be a golden rule not to ever buy a girl a drink. i've bought drinks for girls and slept with them later that night...

if what you meant was 'be careful when you buy a girl a drink' then i agree with you but what i meant was too many try-hard pua's try to be too macho by not offering a girl a drink even after she's earnt it and you end up looking cheap/stingy. in fact you might try so hard to refrain from buying her a drink that it actually hurts your interaction with her...

 

[Solomon]

i don't believe i said i'd do it within 2 minutes of meeting her... my point is that it shouldn't be a golden rule not to ever buy a girl a drink. i've bought drinks for girls and slept with them later that night...

if what you meant was 'be careful when you buy a girl a drink' then i agree with you but what i meant was too many try-hard pua's try to be too macho by not offering a girl a drink even after she's earnt it and you end up looking cheap/stingy. in fact you might try so hard to refrain from buying her a drink that it actually hurts your interaction with her...

Here is the deal

I can honestly say, in the last two months, I've had more girls buy me drinks then I've bought them and that includes "my homegirls". One thing I do is, if I do like the girl, I'll do the "paper/rock/sciorrrs" game. If she wins, I buy, IF i win, she buys (i have yet to lose). But honestly I see where the PUA guys come from with that one, (and belive me, I'm not a pua dude at all) but its all about Value.

There are women who just go to the club to get free drinks then run off with their girlfriends. Some will manipulate you and flirt with you, having you think its all fun when it's not.

 

[Solomon]

^^damn solo you was giving this advice for free back then?

ha ha ha

peace

p.s. can a mod move this to tip section?

 

[pua1989]

solomon, clearly prettyA or whatever his nick is doesnt just go around and buy drinks. hes hitting it off with a girl for maybe 10-15 minutes having a genuine conversation, going places. not within two minutes buying a drink for her and her girlfriends. i agree with this.



on another note however, my buddy runs a club in pasadena/la area, and me and my buddies just get to walk in, get all the drinks comped on the house (just gotta pay the bartender's tip, so considerably less). its great being able to tell woman......"belvedere time who wants some shots!?" multiple times. they love the buying power. its really apparent in a club if you and a few buddies meet a group of girls, after a little bit of getting to know them just start buyin all this expensive liquor....gets em everytime. (i only do this when i know i can look like i have cuan normally i agree with sparingly buying drinks for women)

 

[Duffdog]

I actually could use some advice on this.

What's a recommendable course of action if the nightclub environment in general isn't one's idea of fun, getting plastered has gotten old and no longer is of interest, and one is only there for direct access to the women and that's not been panning out well?

(I've given up the nightlife environment due to this; never liked the environment much, alcohol is worthless to me now, but yet I don't know of any other kinds of places where HBs go with their inhibitions lowered.)

Do you like anything about the club at all? Do you like the music? Do you like the fact that you get dressed up to impress people and play the game? If not, then I would forget about the club scene. Thankfully, I actually like house music and enjoy listening to it, so it helps me to identify with the girls my age who also like it. Like you, I'm totally over the getting drunk thing, I'm almost completely weaned off of every substance because I am serious about improving my body. But, I still go to clubs because I know that I can take home a different girl every night. The only problem is, even a new girl every night is getting old.

When clubs get old, the middle aged single guys typically do adult things. Taking a trip to the lake with your boat, fundraisers, gambling, summer concerts, etc are what happens for the 35+ crowd.

 

[Solomon]

No, I don't really like the music, and I'm a casual kind of guy so I could be plenty happy without playing dress-up.

I'd like to be able to take a new girl home every night at will, but I've never accomplished that much in that regard, and since I left the nightlife environment I've been paralyzed (don't even know how to take ONE girl home right on the spot, and I end up being forced to rely against my will on more "dating"-style methods).

I'm not middle aged, but I'm getting close to 30.

WOW

Focus on other areas man, there other venues to meet women at. I would look at your hobbies and focus on them. I like to work out, so the gym is a good spot to run into women, or the lake (not now cause its still cold). There tons of hotties at the lake. But to me it sounds like you having some sub-concious issues right now man.

 

[Count Chocola]

*bump* Master the club commandments and you shall be free. I think this should go to the archive