//The Chronicles of BPH\\

[BPH]

Hey guys I've gotta go to bed now so I can't write this whole thing out, but I'll try to detail it in the morning, had a pretty good night

 

[BPH]

10/11/11

Ok so today was a good day, sorry to update this thing so late but I had to knock some homework out in the morning. Anyway here goes...

Started out as a regular day, not too much going on. One thing kinda notable was that in my legal process class I had to do an impromptu debate against my friend Adrian on gun control laws - and I was chosen to be against gun control. It didn't go well because I didn't write this myself and didn't really feel against gun control laws, so I read the points while Adrian paraphrased and tried to be a clown. Kinda threw me off and didn't make me want to really do anything so that debate ended soonafter. Not what I'm about.

Here's the workout, I notice that this routine is quite hard and it will take some time to increase weight, and especially more to do a certain exercise:

1x8x15 2x6x15 Weighted Pullups
3x8x35 Dumbbell Rows
3x6 Alternating Pullups
3x8x65 (pretty sure, never weighed the bar) Bent Rows
1x1 Alternating Pullup (this exercise is extremely difficult, especially at the end of the workout after I had done all my other pullups. This is made all the worse by the fact that the gym's bar is not the correct shape for these to be done while the bar in my home is much too low)

Now today was the day I scheduled to hang out with HB Cassidy, and I was nervous because my dad didn't get home until 5:45 to give me a ride when I was gonna chill with her at 6. So I get to ****inson and just like HB Carla...she's hanging with these guys Mac and Steve. There's also a soccer game going on on the football field, so we would have to relocate. Steve and Mac want to go with HB Cassidy and I to some 7-11 down the street, but I defer that to them while I take her to another field.

We play a short game of football, making small talk and teasing each other in the leading up. When I tackled her and had her on the ground...it was over. Kiss closed for a little bit, made out a little bit...but early in this thing she expressed concern about a few things, she wasn't too serious but she was curious:

1. The fact that Khayree is my friend and he likes her too, I told her I already talked to him about it because he saw her first, but he said it was fine.

2. She hears I'm a player ( ). I just played this off and said no, I'm just not the type of guy to get into relationships.

3. She wanted to be near the soccer game so that she could hear her dad when he got near, since she wasn't going to be there long, which leads me to the rest of the story...

We chill at the soccer game for a little while. Kinda boring, just watching our team get owned. She asks what I wanna do now and I suggest we go over to the baseball field, she accepts. As we go over there I mention hopping a fence, so she just says we should walk Carousel (it's a nearby horse stable with a jogger's trail) and we do. After we get to a decent spot we start making out, she ends up on the ground and takes my shirt off and we just go at this for a little while.

Rubbed her pu*** through her pants and carressed her breasts, but the clothes stayed on for now. I did try to get her belt off so I could finger her but she told me "not here" and I looked at her kinda sly and said "maybe another time". So after a while some joggers spot us, they're pretty cool but she has to start walking to her dad anyway because he's getting kinda protective. One of the joggers made a comment about me being on the ground and that we needed a blanket, I told him I was the blanket haha. HB Cassidy got up and said "maybe next time there won't be ground", I picked up on this and said "maybe on something more comfortable?" and she gave me a sexy smile and said "yea".

So I walk with her to the entrance where her dad is supposed to meet her, we make small talk and I stop her every once in a while to get a good mini-makeout in and I give her a kiss goodbye and tell her I'll see her next time at that "comfortable place" and leave. Maybe later I'll update this with the conversations as some of them regard her interest in me and how she feels about Khayree, but only maybe.

So right now it seems I have 2 girls that want the D...

HB Carla
HB Cassidy

Would I be wrong in assuming this? HB Carla can supposedly hang out this weekend while HB Cassidy is away this weekend so I would have to wait a little while to chill with her again. Suggestions, tips, etc. would be great. But I gotta go, bell rang, peace.

 

[BPH]

I'll update this at school during my business class. I really f***ed this thing up with HB Cassidy, and possibly HB Carla. I'll type it up later, granted I had to erase my texts, but I have a general memory of how the conversation went...

 

[BPH2]

Yes, I feel today was important enough for me to make a second account and post this since the original went over the daily post count of 10.

10/12/11

Today will go down in history as my most legendary f*** up.

First let's do the good before the bad. Today was a good day of gym class, we actually played dodgeball for once and HB Carla is still pretty flirty. Other classes went smoothly, regular day overall no problems.

But then I'm in biology texting my friend Nick, since he's pretty good with dating advice, and was trying to figure out what I should do in this situation - that is that I have 2 girls that I could probably lay, but they go to the same school, and one could be laid sooner that the other.

Problem is that my most recent text didn't go to Nick...I assume that I clicked HB Cassidy on accident because I tried to text Nick from my messages folder rather than going back through contacts. Either way, this is what the message read:

"But now it's down to f***ing carla this weekend or wait like a week and possibly f*** cassidy"

I didn't even realize I had sent it to her until she replied later, saying "wtf does that mean". I didn't know how to reply at the time so I posted here and decided to go to the gym, here was the workout:

3x8x25 Lunges (each leg)
3x8x30 Hanging Leg Curls
3x8x145 Squats
3x8x65 Stiff-Legged Deadlifts
3x10x30 Weighted Calf Raises (weight in both hands)

So when I'm done my workout I decide to go the honest route with HB Cassidy as I don't think lying would have saved me here. I deleted my messages but the conversation went something like this:

Me: Hey cutie. Just got done gymmin. What does what mean?
Her: Something about f***ing me and carla. Uhmm wut
Me: Oh, I see what you mean...that wasnt meant for you. I was trying to send that to my friend Nick because he's pretty good at giving dating advice, and I wasnt sure what to do in this situation. But since you already read it I can understand if you want me to leave you alone, and if you think I deserve a good slap, you can have a shot
Her: Thats weird. And extremely rude that you planning on f***ing some other girl and then me. Ew
Me: I wasnt planning on f***ing her then you. Im into you and this girl wanted to hang out this weekend, so I was going to text Nick and ask him if that would be a bad idea...yea i know it sounds stupid...
Her: Honestly, im not stupid BPH...if you were really into me then you wouldnt have "mistakenly" sent that text to me. Im not a dumb girl, if youre just trying to f*** me i can tell you its not going to happen. I'd still love to hang out and talk to you like a normal person..but thats it
Me: I understand. The reason it got mistakenly sent to you was because the last 2 people I texted were you and Nick, and I just clicked the wrong person. I cant say Im sorry for how I feel about you, but I can understand your decision

After that she didn't text back.

My friend Khayree got on Facebook and wanted to fight me about it, but when I asked him why, he said he was just kidding. But then I was stupid and assumed he wanted to fight because he saw the text, which led to him asking me what it was. Didn't tell him exactly what it said, but gave him the idea that I really f***ed up.

After this I pretty much retired to Xbox for the rest of the night, tried to destress. I saw HB Cassidy already at school today, and she didn't look me in the eye. This text has a decent chance of making its way to HB Carla and messing that up for me as well.

What have I learned?

That my phone is both a tool and a threat to me.
That I should always text from contacts rather than messages.
That I should probably look for girls outside of school, as this is almost deja vu when compared to what happened way back with HB Sam and HB Amanda.

That's all I really have for you guys. My gut tells me that something's still there with HB Cassidy, despite how badly I messed up, she didn't react nearly as badly as I expected. I don't know...maybe I'm wrong, but you tell me.

Please reply to this one sosuave, thanks.

 

[NorwegianDJ]

And that you shouldn't go around bragging/talking about girls you ****. Don't kiss and tell.

 

[BPH]

And that you shouldn't go around bragging/talking about girls you ****. Don't kiss and tell.

Wasn't bragging with the text, but I can see how one would draw that from it.

 

[BPH]

10/13/11

Today kinda sucked, but not nearly as bad as it could have been. Everything was fine in the morning, saw HB Cassidy in the hall, she wouldn't make eye contact.

Rest of the day went on well, took my senior picture, which was unexpected because I thought I would have to deal with that tomorrow. I looked great, but my hair was a bit disheveled so I wasn't too crazy about the pictures, might retake them later at the photographer's studio.

Math class was where some stuff changed. HB Cassidy is in this class and we didn't talk to each other or make eye contact at all. Khayree and Khalil asked me what was up, and I gave them a brief description, didn't go in-detail with the texts. During class I'm usually funny, loud, and outgoing. But today I was quiet and to myself, and had more than a few classmates asking if I was ok or if I was upset. I did this partly because I still feel bad and partly because I genuinely like HB Cassidy and am playing the sympathy card.

Rest of the day went on fine, here's the workout:

3x8x30 Shoulder Dumbbell Press
3x8x20 Side Raises (had to lower from 25)
3x6x25 Front Raise (had to lower weight AND reduce reps, might have to watch form videos again)
3x8x25 Shrugs (too easy, have to increase weight)
3x15x5 Innies & Outies (both arms, both directions)

And f*** I just realized I forgot the reverse flys...I feel a bit weaker than last week, maybe my muscles are still a bit shot, but who knows.

So now I'm at home, just relaxing. Thinking about filling out that job application for the Halloween store, might be too late now though. F*** me...

 

[BPH]

10/14/11

Normal day, with a few exceptions.

For one, I ran my fastest mile to date in gym class at 6:40, finishing first. But I'm sure some boss is gonna come post a better time in a few hours...There was also a fight during gym class, but it was unimpressive.

HB Carla actually came to gym today, which is rare because she has never come to gym class in the morning for the full week. She was late so she had to go back out to run the mile, I chose to go out with her and like 3 other guys, as it was either go outside and do something or stay in the gym and do nothing (we were being punished). But the guys were always around so I didn't kiss her here.

At the end of the day I texted HB Cassidy, as I didn't see her today:

Me: Have fun in philly
Her: Thanks

And here's the workout:

3x8 Chair Dips
3x6x20 Dumbbell French Fries (my right tricep seems to give out before my left tricep)
3x8x45 "Scooby" Press
3x8x45 Forced Negative Curls
3x8x20 Hammer Curls
3x8x35 Reverse Barbell Curls (wow I really hate these, it hurts my wrists and my weight is an empty bar)

I'm noticing a few things; first that I'm not as strong as I was last week, maybe it's because my muscles aren't fresh. I also find it harder to flex my left arm compared to my right arm, and it often feels like I can do more reps with my left, but that it doesn't feel like it's as strained from the work.

So I have to think about chilling with HB Carla today, as it is very likely that sex would be involved. I'd probably do her, a little worried about how her boobs look, her cleavage just looks different than the regular smashed together breasts. But I understand that this is a stupid concern haha.

But then I'm effectively giving up HB Cassidy.

Either way, I'm definitely going to the mall this weekend, I'm tired of the f****-ups associated with gaming girls in school.

 

[N_SEAL44]

I've experienced the same thing with the left arm feeling stronger thing, my left arm actually looks slightly bigger then my right arm. It's something only I really pick up on though. I've heard it's because since your right arm is your dominant arm (I assume your a righty) that it is naturally stronger than your left arm and during your workouts your left arm must work more to compensate, since your left arm works harder, the muscles get stronger there. This is just something I've heard though, I could be completely wrong. As far as my opinion on loosing your V-card, I'd say do it as soon as possible to whatever attractive girl is willing. Once you break the mindset of "**** I'm still a virgin" I think things will come more naturally to you, that's what happened to me at least (and I'm not exactly proud of my first....). Also this opportunity may not be open to you forever, you don't want to always remember this girl as that girl you had locked-down but you blew it.

 

[BPH]

Yea I know what you mean SEAL, and yes I am right dominant. But it's nice to know somebody else understands what's up with my arm.

Ok so I'm not going to update this right now but I had a pretty naughty conversation with HB Carla, and if we chill today I'm definitely getting it in, which brings me to ask a few questions:

1. Are there any tricks to last longer my first time?

2. Do I pull out as I'm about to c**? Even with the condom on?

3. How many condoms would be good to bring?

 

[N_SEAL44]

1. Most importantly don't go nuts, no need to be a porn star or your gunna bust in a second. Also switch up positions occasionally so you experience different feelings. Another thing is that wearing a condom will help you last, when your buying them don't always go for the super-ultra-thin ones. It might feel better but you wont last as long. Lastly I have no scientific evidence to back this up but I've found that when I start to feel ready to finish, I slow down and press my lower abdomen below my bellybutton. This always gives me a little longer.

2. This is all personal preference, if you can get her to blow you to finish it off that'd be ideal in my opinion but seeing as it's your first time I'd say just go crazy for those last 10 seconds, go for gold if you know what I mean. I'd recommend finishing in a position where you control the speed; you on top, doggie style etc. That way you can really pick up the pace when you need to.

3. I'd say bring 2 or 3. I'd rather have to many then not enough.

Good luck, Tell us how it goes.

 

[novaknight]

I've started catching up on your journals. Rather interesting reads.

First off, what the heck is wrong with HB Carla? Shes probably better than anything most of us can realistically pull.

I may be wrong, but maybe you're just afraid to succeed, or pull the trigger.

Don't be, friend. I mean this in the absolute least homo way possible, but you're a fking stud, and you know it. Heck, I'd sell my very soul for that advantage, not exaggerating a single bit. What's holding you back?

Your first doesn't have to be your best. Hell, I still remember the time where I was almost had sex with someone. Still remember it like it was a few moments ago.

Not pulling the trigger was the biggest regret of my life.

And she was nowhere as hot as HB Carla, I'll tell ya that.

The prize is right in front of you. What the hell are you waiting for?

 

[Rhino]

Good luck sir. As far as first time goes, for me personally, she won't have to be hot, but I wouldn't want her if she was trashy/a *****, either. It wouldn't mean anything to me and I would regret it.

 

[BPH]

10/15/11

Ok so I remember today was a pretty nice, yet lazy day. I jogged but didn't do my ab workout, as I saved that for tomorrow.

Tried to set up some plans with a few people that fell through. Khayree didn't text me back this time. Texted a few friends to hang out at the mall, but most of them were from Charter and their homecoming was that night, so that was a no-go.

Talked to HB Carla, and didn't hear back from her for a while, so I resigned myself to Xbox and chilled, then I got a text from her and here's the following convo:

Her: Still up?
Me: Yep
Her: is there any way you could chill now, or no?
Me: Well my parents are all asleep so i have no ride
Her: Your lame!
Me: Give me a ride then cutie
Her: Oh, i could most definitely give you a ride...
Me: Now youre just teasin me
Her: Its not like you could handle it anywayyyy
Me: Well as long as i can get you alone and we actually chill...
Her: Mmm, so i see you have lots of ideas
Me: You have no idea
Her: Then why dont you tell me!
Me: Id rather do you than tell you
Her: Oh really now? i think youre scared lol
Me: Of what? being inside that tight little body?
Her: I mean, it just might be too much pleasure for you to handle
Me: No such thing as too much pleasure
Her: Seemed that way last time we hung out, just saying
Me: Maybe...but thats different than when we hang out next time which should be tomorrow
Her: Thats possible. Still dont think itll be different though
Me: We'll see. ill accept your apology after you finish moaning
Her: Okay we'll see how this works out
Me: We will. Night sexy, sweet dreams
Her: Sweet dreams goodnight

Went to bed after that.

I'll update this again later tonight hopefully but I need to knock out some homework.

EDIT: I had to delete like 10 winky faces because of how many times it was used in the phone convo haha.

 

[Pair A Dice]

Wink faces aren't needed if you're conveying direct sexual overtones. It's good in moderation, if that, but mostly feminine.

"No such thing as too much pleasure."

Done. No wink face. Not needed. It's a definitive statement.

 

[BPH]

Ok ok let's see if I can't catch-up...

10/16/11

Today was kinda lame, woke up and got my workout done early so I wouldn't miss my abs this weekend:

8x25 Crunches
8x12.5 Crunches
35x12.5 Bicycles
20 Crunches
35 Bicycles
35 second Planks on either side

5 supersets with a few minutes break.

Tried to get a hold of HB Carla today, when I finally did she told me she was babysitting and would hopefully be done soon, well she didn't finish in time so I resigned myself to Xbox and getting ready for spirit week tomorrow, it would be Nerd Day.

And thanks Pair A Dice, I just never pay the winks much mind.

10/17/11

Ok so here's what I wore to Nerd Day: khaki shorts above my knees tied with a bright green belt, Crocs shoes with long white socks, a blue office button-down shirt with a bowtie and pens in my shirt pocket, and heavy amounts of tape on my glasses.

I looked hilarious, took a lot of pictures for the yearbook with the rest of the nerds in school, was among the top 6 best-dressed (3 boys 3 girls). Other than a few laughs and outrageous costumes, today was a pretty routine day. HB Carla saw me and thought I looked funny, she posed with me for a few photos, including jumping on my back and piggyback riding for one. She brought it up later in a Facebook conversation that was short but slightly naughty. Promised I'd give her a kiss tomorrow, starting to care less about doing it in public, as I've somewhat committed to trying to f*** her over HB Cassidy, so I can't say we're going out but I can sure as hell kiss her in front of people.

Broke through HB Cassidy's shell in math today, she actually talked and smiled again, but I think it might be too early to try to hang out with her again.

So on to the workout, my sister would be joining me this time in an effort to lose weight, but she's pretty much rooted to cardio for it:

3x8x45 Dumbbell Press (can probably increase weight)
3x8x25 Dumbbell Fly
3x8x35 Incline Dumbbell Press
3x8x20 Incline Fly
3x8 Hip Push-Ups

We left the gym and my sister found this ball in the parking lot that she started kicking around. As I was about to kick it some kids near the back of the gym were hanging out and claimed it was their ball, so I was reaching to pick it up and bring it to them when one of them called out and said "yeah you better pick it up"...

I looked at them, picked up the ball, and booted it in the opposite direction, then yelled at them saying "yeah you better pick it up huh?!" but none of them did anything so my sister and I went home. Kids like these are why I generally dislike "skater" kids...it's a shame that the girl they were with seemed hot, but hey maybe she was just with them for the weed...

Tomorrow would be Twin Day.

10/18/11

Ok so on Twin Day my brother and I wore this: a plain red shirt of the same brand, long black Nike socks, a Nos lanyard, Adidas wristbands, jeans, a white bandana in our back pockets, and a pair of matching shades. Looked pretty boss to be honest.

HB Carla was not at gym today, I would later find out that she was in the hospital because her parents took her there after she had been having headaches on a daily basis. Texted her to get well and that was that.

In gym we did baseball, which I'm not all that good at. The glove I had was small (I think) and made it difficult to catch anything. At bat I did win us the game though. I was up twice and had 2 strikes before hitting it on both occasions. The second time I had barely hit the ball, didn't even swing through it and that thing went SOARING, triple homerun due to their bad communication to win us the game.

Took some more yearbook photos, made one of them my profile picture just because it looks so bada**.

Went home to another workout with my sister:

1x8x15 2x6x15 Weighted Pull-Ups
3x8x35 Dumbbell Rows
1x8 2x6 Narrow Grip Pull-Ups
3x8x65 Bent Rows
3x4 Alternating Pull-Ups (each side, getting to be doable after I found a suitable bar, left side is noticeably weaker than right side)

I also run 15 minutes of cardio every day before I do my workout, which usually equates to 1.25 miles.

Went home and had a regular rest of the day, dad was in a bad mood, got my clothes together for Dress-in-the-Dark Day and I'm pretty set. Writing this now I've already had some funny reactions to it.

Tomorrow is Character Day, and I have no idea who I look like or who I can dress up as. Later I'll post a picture of myself to see if anybody can come up with some ideas, but as far as a text description...

I'm tall, kinda tan, my hair is long and looks like Tom Brady's, and I'm muscular. I could dress as Tom Brady but I can't get a hold of a Tom Brady jersey, I asked my friend Zach if he could lend me one of his for the day and he rejected in kind of an a**holey manner...

So give me ideas for Character Day, insight on the girls, etc., and I'll talk to you all later.

 

[BPH]

10/19/11

So for Dress-in-the-Dark Day here's what I did...I wore an Aeropostale shirt inside out and backwards, wore my sister's tiny rainbow-colored zebra tanktop over that, had my South Park boxers on the outside of my shorts, short black sock with an Adidas flip flop, long white sock with a Nike shoe. I looked pretty damn funny, but man did I feel stupid haha.

Today was pretty routine and straightforward, really hating Math due to my teacher's incompetence.

One thing I also forgot to mention was that I met with a Penn State representative on Wednesday, so I have information from them, and I'm glad I fall within their general student requirements.

But anyway here's the workout:

3x8x25 Weighted Lunges (each hand weight both legs)
3x8x30 Hanging Leg Curls
3x8x75 Stiff-Legged Deadlifts
3x8x150 Squats
3x8x25 or 30 Weighted Calf Raises (each hand weight)

Now I don't really have time to complete this journal and get completely get caught up but I did come up with something good for Character Day.

Anyway peace guys, goodnight.

 

[NorwegianDJ]

One thing I also forgot to mention was that I met with a Penn State representative on Wednesday, so I have information from them, and I'm glad I fall within their general student requirements.

I'd be glad if you could elaborate, as penn state is #2 on my list.

 

[BPH]

I'd be glad if you could elaborate, as penn state is #2 on my list.

Alright I'll address this and see if I can knock out my journal at the same time.

So Penn State...the academic median (middle 50% of students) to get into the University Park campus are either a 3.6 or 3.8 GPA, not sure, and they only look from Freshman to Junior year as far as grades. The SATs for University Park are between 1750 and either 1900 or 2100. There are 20 campuses, University Park being the largest at 40k students and is also the most competitive to get into. The other campuses are spread throughout PA and the middle 50 requirements are quite a bit lower. The average out-of-state cost per year for University Park is $27k, while the other campuses are around $19k. The representative only paid $7k for all 4 years of her schooling at Penn State due to the high amount of merits they award. Overall sounds like a pretty good school and was placed at #25 in the nation for hottest student bodies.

10/20/11

Today was a pretty good day. For Character Day my brother and I were dressed as Taylor Lautner/The Wolf Pack from New Moon. My dad got us both tan shirts and did some very detailed abs and chest over the shirt, including the tattoo on the wolves' shoulders. Had to roll up my jeans due to a lack of shorts.

Gym was good, starting to kiss HB Carla more publicly, she's into it. Says that she can probably hang out this weekend, has the house to herself

Bought my homecoming ticket, going to the game tomorrow. Weekend's gonna be pretty packed between HB Carla, homecoming game, Homecoming dance, and this stupid Physics report that's due on Monday that we only had 2 classes to work on...

Anyway here's the workout:

3x8x30 Dumbbell Shoulder Press (each hand weight)
3x8x25 Shoulder Raise
3x8x25 Front Raise (these make me arch my back and push out my chest, probably doing them incorrectly)
3x8x30 Weighted Shrugs (weight each hand)
3x8x20 Reverse Flys (weight each hand)
3x15x5 Innies & Outties (both arms, both variants)

Then I went home and checked my SAT scores...drumroll...

1770

That's a decent score, a 130 point improvement over my first attempt, though still disappointing because I had wanted an 1800 or better. Still, while my other classmates checked theirs I learned that a few went down while some increased, but only barely. So at least I look good in comparison haha.

Alright I think that's about it, Class Colors Day is today and I had Lexy pick me up a shirt and decorate it for for today...it smells a little odd, is one size too large, and has some girly colors on it (teal green), but at least it says Senior on it.

Ok sosuave, leave your thoughts if you have em and I'll update this again tonight, peace.

 

[NorwegianDJ]

My timing is so good.
1900-2100 SAT is surprising. Aisch, that's a lot. I felt the PSAT was very easy, but idk.. It would be such a bummer not to get into the schools I wanna get into. I'd probably take a gap year with RSD or something. For me, this stuff is almost like PUA stuff was in the beginning. I just wanna know more. There's got to be some ways to beat the system or get ahead. What also sucks a lot is that in 9th grade, I didn't think my grades would count, cause that's what we think in Norway. In Norway everyone thinks 10th grade and 13th grade counts.