The chick wants to get me naked, but I'm a lil chubby...wat to do?

[Sniper2k]

Hi guys. I feel lucky to have a fine@$$ hotbabe I'm DJing. I'm so close to fvcking her, but one thing stands in my way. I'm a lil overweight! She told me she'll get naked if "I" do, but I am so hesitant. With clothes on I look fine, but out of them you can clearly see I'm a chubby guy. She seems really comfortable with me, but I'm unsure how she'll react when she finally sees me in the buff. I don't want to make her wait till I lose some pounds, she might lose interest. You guys think I should just go for it and bang her on our next date or lose the weight first? What do you guys think?

 

[PiHiPlaya]

Start working out, go on a diet. Usually you'll see a lot of changes in the first 2 weeks. I was like that too then i started a diet and excercise and I looked awesome after 2 weeks compared to what I was. Even tho i didn't really have muscle definition. I suggest starting to work out, and also bang her. Because while you're banging her you're burning calories anyway... and that's a small step

 

[Axe]

If she said that, then next time you're alone, start making moves on her and slip off her shirt. It doesn't matter if you're over weight if she's already naked and your banging her...

 

[Porky]

You know how when you've been dating a girl for a while, and she's great, and you like her so much that you don't notice if she has some spinach in her teeth?

She likes you buddy. She won't care if you're chubby. My best friend is chubby and it doesn't hold him back.

 

[Vincent]

She obviously knows your not in the best of shape, she still wants to see you naked.

Try thinking of yourself in the positive.

If you don't make a big deal out of it. It won't be a big deal.

 

[Spoiled3289]

I think Vincent has it down pat. If you act like you're all that and act like you don't even notice that you might be a little "overweight" then she won't either. If she's into you THAT much then you being a little fatter won't be a big deal for her. Basically act like you have abs of steel and she'll see it. Confidence is the key. Go for it.

 

[kevbo]

sniper, i've got a good friend who used to have a very minor insecurity with that. he never let it hold him back, but he was still bothered by it. however, this guy's gettin' down all the time, and even got a girl to go into the guy's locker room after gym class and change in there, right in front of all the other guys and right next to him. he's not exactly fat, but he is a bit chubby as well. you have nothing to fear.

 

[kevbo]

oh, but at the same time, don't submit to quickly. axe's idea's good.

 

[dapork]

I'm not overweight... people consider me skinny, but I've got a similar problem. girls in school think i'm a greek god, but I'm always dreading the point when I have to take off my shirt for a girl. I'm flabby. it's ****ing nuts considering I did crew for two years and I eat healthily. some people don't live like me and they're in great shape. anyway, in your case, sniper, you say you're chubby, so it must look like it a bit on the outside, and so she must notice, so she must know what she's in for. me on the other hand, you can't tell... same thing tho, girls are like "take your shirt off." i'm like "naaah"

 

[LuvMyArmyMan]

Personally i think a little fat on a guy is sexy. I dont think that washboard abs are sexy. It makes me feel better since i'm not the skinniest person, that he also has physical imperfections. Hey, better his imperfection be a little extra insulation than *caugh* something else.

The point is, it wont really matter to her. And if it does, she aint worth your time anways. Who is she do to that to you? Anyways, just have confidence.

 

[ak5]

***** question really, answer is: why do u care if she sees ur fat..

it wa her choice 2 see u naked anyway

 

[hoxxxie]

Just go with it, be confident, don't make a big deal out of it, and have fun

 

[KbTo]

she already know that U R fat,don't worry and Fvck her!!!

 

[Jester]

a dj wouldnt be chubby.EDIT (there are very little exceptions to this statement and it is unlikely anyone fits into them, yet exceptions there may be)

but if his mind was somehow removed and placed into the body of a chubby person via future technology, he wouldnt be bothered by it at all. he would then remove the goo through exercise.

 

[Patrick124]

Aight dood I respect you Jester and all, but chill. These kids are aspiring to BECOME a DJ one day. They would not post their problems if they were a DJ, and they know this.
As a DJ you shouldn't be pointing out that the poster is not a DJ in every post[well the last 3 of yours I've read]
Chill out, spread the love man. This si by know means an attack on you, btw, I respect you.

Heres an Idea for the post: When you are read to get busy, have some candles lit in a dark room with incense burning. When you take off her shirt and are about to get down to business, blow out the candles out. I like everyone elses ideas more, but if you are still insecure, try this.

 

[Smooth as Anything]

Originally posted by Jester
a dj wouldnt be chubby.

I beg to differ: but thats a whole 'nother topic entirely

 

[Jester]

Originally posted by Patrick124
Aight dood I respect you Jester and all, but chill. These kids are aspiring to BECOME a DJ one day. They would not post their problems if they were a DJ, and they know this.
As a DJ you shouldn't be pointing out that the poster is not a DJ in every post[well the last 3 of yours I've read]
Chill out, spread the love man. This si by know means an attack on you, btw, I respect you.

Heres an Idea for the post: When you are read to get busy, have some candles lit in a dark room with incense burning. When you take off her shirt and are about to get down to business, blow out the candles out. I like everyone elses ideas more, but if you are still insecure, try this.

theres the right way, and theres the wrong way.

The right way is taking the path of the confident and the righteous.

The wrong way is taking the path of the insecure and the fearful.


If you wanna be a b1tch, go find girlrproblems.com if that site even still exists. If not, go find some other place where they welcome supplicating losers.


i wil not give anyone any advice unless it is the DJ way, the right way. There is NO other way to consider. All options have already been considered and this one rose to the top.

 

[ShizamDaMan]

Most of those porn guys are fat and nasty anyway, don't worry about it. Just show her a good time and you'll be OK

 

[dapork]

Originally posted by Jester
If you wanna be a b1tch, go find girlrproblems.com if that site even still exists.

yeah what happened to that site anyway?

Originally posted by Jester
i wil not give anyone any advice unless it is the DJ way, the right way. There is NO other way to consider. All options have already been considered and this one rose to the top.
right give advice to the people who don't need it

 

[ultrashogun]

I think the problem isnt even your being overweight, its just a normal "shyness" when getting naked with a girl for the first time. I dont think that shell mind you being a bit overweight, if youve already made out before then shes probably already noticed anyway. Any if she does have a problem with it? Well then shes not your type anyway, so its all good.