The Cancer Wish

[Desdinova]

If you knew this ugly girl who was dying of cancer and she had a wish to fvck you before she died, would you do it?

I seem to be finding myself in this situation. It's a girl I went to high school with. She apparently had a crush on me back then. Recently, she's been showing up at a place that I hang out once a week. She's been heavily flirting with me. She has also told me that she has about a year left to live.

So, would you grant her a dying wish?

 

[speed dawg]

Fvck yeah

 

[BeDJ]

You have to ask yourself if her dying is the main reason why you are doing this.

If it is, white knight your way and send her off.

 

[Warrior74]

No.

 

[Augustus_McCrae]

Do you know her well enough to know that she's not a flake?

Is she a good person?

Is she attractive at all to you?

-Augustus-

 

[Desdinova]

The chick isn't attractive at all to me. I'm more sitting on the side of no, I wouldn't fvck her. But then I always try to see it from the other side: if I was dying from a terminal illness, I'd love to bang some broad I found hot for a long time before I take my eternal dirt nap.

I should start up my own make a wish foundation and fvck women who are dying. I wonder if I could get government funding?

 

[zekko]

The chick isn't attractive at all to me. I'm more sitting on the side of no, I wouldn't fvck her. But then I always try to see it from the other side: if I was dying from a terminal illness, I'd love to bang some broad I found hot for a long time before I take my eternal dirt nap.

I'm not sure I would even be physically able to bang a girl I'm not attracted to at all. But then again, not everyone has a chance to be somebody's cancer wish. You're quite the altruist, Desinova.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Don't do it. She will become massively emotionally attached to you and you will most likely end up causing her and yourself a lot of pain.

 

[Boilermaker]

Desdinova, Atom Smasher nailed it.

She's not looking to ƒuck, she's looking for a real relationship before she dies.

I'd do it in a split second, if all she wanted was some bed time for a few hours; I consider the opposite immoral.

But in this instance, I am not sure what she really wants is to have sex once or twice, unless she clearly puts it like that.

Cheers,

 

[PlayHer Man]

NOPE.

Its funny how society believes that once you're sick or dying... then suddenly the world owes you something. Suddenly you have the right to get whatever you want from whoever you want. Suddenly everyone is in debt to you just by virtue of having more time on earth left (assuming they don't get plastered on to a truck grill 2 hours before your cancer kills you)

I only f*ck women I'm sexually attracted to. No pity f*cks.

 

[Mike32ct]

Don't do it. She will become massively emotionally attached to you and you will most likely end up causing her and yourself a lot of pain.

Agreed. She's probably feeling really lonely and scared. The odds of her getting really clingy are high.

After she passes, her family and friends will consider YOU the bad guy who (from THEIR perspective) pumped and dumped and took advantage of a sad dying girl. Nobody is going to think you did her a favor.

 

[user43770]

Agreed. She's probably feeling really lonely and scared. The odds of her getting really clingy are high.

After she passes, her family and friends will consider YOU the bad guy who (from THEIR perspective) pumped and dumped and took advantage of a sad dying girl. Nobody is going to think you did her a favor.

This.

 

[Desdinova]

I think you inadvertently came up with a good opening routine.

LOL, I've already started using it

So I think the best thing to do with the cancer chick is to keep her at arm's length and use her as social proof. On Friday I was sandwiched between her and this older woman, and both of them couldn't keep their hands off me.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Does chemo make a pvssy radioactive?

 

[Atom Smasher]

Slightly, but it also makes it easy to find in the dark.

 

[EastWind]

LOL, I've already started using it

So I think the best thing to do with the cancer chick is to keep her at arm's length and use her as social proof. On Friday I was sandwiched between her and this older woman, and both of them couldn't keep their hands off me.

As someone who's had to deal with cancer almost first-hand (my mother died from it) I'd ask you to just be honest and upfront and not use this girl. I'm the first guy who'll advise you to game the system and stick it to women for all the advantages they've got over us, but someone who knows they are going to die, and soon deserves some respect (provided they act respectfully).

If you want to **** her, **** her, if not, don't. But wasting what little time a human being has left is beyond even my morals. How she ends up using her time is another thing.

 

[synergy1]

No, most chicks wouldn't do it for me. Why would I do it for them?

 

[Married Buried]

Why don't you improvise and just let her give you some head?

 

[bluenorther]

Chemo makes a person smell bad.

I was developing heart disease that almost killed me, and my now-ex decided she had no use for me.
I ditto Mike32ct-- you'll be the bad guy who used her.

 

[LMFAO]

She should be paying you for it.