The cake has been taken

[backbreaker]

I've talked about my quasi BPD massause the last month or so and every time I go see her she just amazes me. well today i can honeslty say i saw / heard some **** that i have never heard before and this **** takes the freaking cake.

mind you, the ***** can't shut the **** up. she can't stop talking about herself. so about 30 mins into my session we start talking and she says she doesn't like going into old houses, beucase she the pain of the house. i'm like WTF lol? she's like yeah it's like all my life it's some super natrual ability I have where i can feel people's pain without talking to them and i can feel what they are feeling and feel what has happened and feel what is about to happen and when i was little i would cry beucase i knew **** was going to happen and my mom would tell me to stop and i would tell her something bad was going to happen and it would, etc.

so i'm trying my best not to cry laugh in her face. This ***** is certifiable. but gives a damn good massage. lol this woman is really sitting here telling me she has ****ing super powers. and she's dead serious.

 

[AW1983]

Dude a lot of girls I've messed around with, even the smarter ones, claim they have some 6th sense of some sort. Stuff like detecting good/bad energy, one even told me she was attacked by spirits before, all kinds of crazy sh!t.

I don't why but these girls think they are some sort of conduit to something beyond...and our feeble rational minds just can't comprehend lol.

Maybe it's that so few females have demonstrable talent that they have to invent some sort that can't be quantified or disproven. Whatever...it's always good for a laugh at least.

 

[Burroughs]

Well lets see

the laws, society, media, courts, government, schools, universities, movies, and television all treat women like prancing little gods

Is it any surprise that women then develop a god/superhero complex

methinks not

 

[Boilermaker]

Dude a lot of girls I've messed around with, even the smarter ones, claim they have some 6th sense of some sort. Stuff like detecting good/bad energy, one even told me she was attacked by spirits before, all kinds of crazy sh!t.

I don't why but these girls think they are some sort of conduit to something beyond...and our feeble rational minds just can't comprehend lol.

Maybe it's that so few females have demonstrable talent that they have to invent some sort that can't be quantified or disproven. Whatever...it's always good for a laugh at least.

^

This.

Much ado about nothing.

 

[Albatross953]

It's the same principle as telling a girl on pof it was fate you met her. Pull it off right, and you're seeing her naked that night...lol

 

[Zarky]

Why is it massage people talk nonstop? I had one massage once and the b*tch would not shut up. A female friend has two male massage guys and even they talk and talk and talk.

If I ever get another I'm just going to tell the person "No talking -- I'm here to relax."

 

[backbreaker]

Why is it massage people talk nonstop? I had one massage once and the b*tch would not shut up. A female friend has two male massage guys and even they talk and talk and talk.

If I ever get another I'm just going to tell the person "No talking -- I'm here to relax."

i've gotten massages for quite a while and i've had both types and honestly i prefer a somewhat chatty massauge woman.

but i mean ****, usually when you are talking the massuage pretends to give a **** about what is going on in your life or what you have to say about.. anything. this woman uses the session as her personal pump me up session. it's like a bad date lol. i mean, i don't think in 4-5 sessiosn she's asked me 3 questions about myself. yet she can't shut up about her kids, her sex drive, her house she's trying to sale, her 2 pit bulls, her ****ty ex husband (her words not mine), her karate / self defense classes, her sleeping schedule, her victorias secret bras she just bought, her, her, her. marsha marsha marsha lol.

don't you find it ironic that a person who is in a profession to help people, is so self absorbed that she can't even pretend to give a **** about anyone else.

**** she told me she went to the race track yesterday beucase she took yesterday off. she would not shut up long enough for me to even tell her that that's how i make a living and the whole time she was talking about i can't find anyone to show me how ot bet on horses. i'm like damn ***** if you stopped treating the massage sessions like a nasscar race for how many words you can get out of your mouth i can help you. women still has no ****ing clue that i even give a **** about horse racing let alone to know that's how i made the money to pay her for the session.

i mean in the past i would have them ask well how is business going, or how are things at the gym, even bull **** generic questions just to pass the time. this woman thinks she is on ricki lake or some ****. even more so she thinks her life is exciting or interesting beucase guys pay her attention beucase she's attractive but in reality she's a pretty ****ing boring person. besides the super powers and **** of course that's pretty cool

 

[Mike32ct]

Old houses CAUSE lots of pain. The simplest repair or upgrade is a major project because you have to rip everything out and re-do it LOL.

Anyway, all kidding aside, she's seen too many movies.

 

[backbreaker]

Well said. A lot of men don't understand that women will buy into the supernatural hook, line, and sinker. Even women whose minds have been torn down and reconstructed by law or medical school will still want to subscribe to the ideas of fate and destiny at a minimum. Scores more of course are suckers for astrology, psychic phenomena, ghosts, exorcisms, and anything else that cannot be proven empirically. If she saw it or experienced it or even read about it, it's real to her.

Backbreaker, I don't get the idea you want to seduce this woman. But if you did, obviously the tack to take is to ride the wave of b.s. with her. Ask her questions and get her to tell you more. It's a fool's errand to try to convince females of the rational and logical viewpoint, or to argue with her. Women approach everything emotionally first. In fact I would guess that only when her life or her children's lives are on the line does a woman's faculty for concrete empiricism take control. And even then.

I really don't. I suppose my thing is that when i was single i had such a short fuse for BS type women that this type of woman never would have gotten past the first date with me, but now beucase she's my masseuse I'm forced to listen to her bull**** and i've never seen anyone really operate like this before. it's kinda fascinating in a twisted way.

about gaming her using that method i'm sure you are right but that's just some **** i can't do lol. she was telling me about one of her other clients (she talks about clients hitting on her too) who "verified" that he coudl tell she coudl feel energy too and held her hand and said he could feel a strong energy that he had never felt before and she thought she was sweet and unique and i was thinking "damn bro has game lol"

I'm not saying my wife doesn't have her woman quirks beucase she does but she's not off the deep end like that. to be a woman she's pretty rational /pragmatic. I can't deal with super natrual women