"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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The birth of Swoop!

Swoop

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Hey gents! Oct 20, 2005. Swoop has been born. Who is Swoop and why is he important? Swoop is my new alter-ego. In order for me to lose my old self, the pathetic AFC. I must become a totally new person. I know it's hopeless for me but Swoop can do it. Swoop is only a baby now. So first thing he'll do is go through the DJ Boot Camp 2005. I have full faith in Swoop. I am not sure how Swoop will turn out but Swoop is fearless. Follow his progress in field reports when the Boot Camp starts and feel free to give him tips. Why did I name him Swoop? Because Swoop means to attack swiftly. When I see a target, I'll attack right away.

There you have it folks. The Birth of Swoop. The future DJ.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Swoop

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I already packed my stuff. Bringing 2 packs of condoms, breath mints, and cell phone to record numbers.

Swoop is ready Sir!!! :D
 

almost perfect

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good stuff. i did the same thing but moreso because i forgot my password to my other account and the email is inactive. it's a nice fresh start though. i'll be doing the bootcamp too, so we can expect to kick some ass together.
 
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