"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The biggest issue with sex!!!

Dearl

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I know its not only me who has sex but have issues putting it in her. Its not that easy like porno's show you. They pop it in because the girls sex box is extremly loose. Its not like that in real life. So for the guys who never had sex, it ain't that easy. U can not think about hurting her. Try to press that mutha****a in her! If she complain then go easy.

Now me, every rep i have issues finding it and putting it in. She gotta do that for me lol.


Any of the DJ's had these issues? share your funny story to it or advice.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Stripes

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Each one is like a learning to ride a bike again. Happens to me almost every time I get a new one.
 

Alphamale1821

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Lube and get her wet is a good way to pop it in easier. But man dude the tighter they are the better that shyt feels.
 

vegas_pimp

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spit on your fingers when you finger her - if shes not wet enough on her own, then your spit is perfect natural lube, works for me every time
 

flnazrael

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Damn right. My last gf was so tight that even with me doing her at least once a day, I still had to go very slow in the beginning. Once we got going, though...dear god.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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siph

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you gotta get her real wet first
sometimes this takes an hour between making out and removing clothes etc. if shes still tough maybe eat her out
its a lot of work, but trust me the girls will come running back if you know how to lay it down

then it slides in a bit easier
and yeah with a new girl, its always a tad weird finding things and slamming without looking at what your doing and staring into her eyes
 

Dearl

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lol I like mine a little loose so I could enjoy it and i could pound faster without worrying about killing the night lol. I always have this issue though. Finding that whole isn't easy. To the rookies stay calm....Just tell her to plug it in in a proper way.
 
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