"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The big F-CLOSE thread!

Target_100

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I've done it a few times, and it rulez bigtime.


1. Young cute girl with small boobs: hooked up in a club, I had no DJ skillz other than being confident and natural at that time. It worked and we took a cab back to my place. NICE. Only had sex once.

2. Nice "barbie"-style girl. Hooked up at a party and made out like crazy on the couch with people sleeping on the floor and other couches. I sad "Lets take a taxi back to me and have sex. She said "YES!". LOL! That was great. Only had sex once.

3. Had a small party at my place. One cute 18yr old girl had to sleep over, as I so cunningly had arranged it, and we had kinoed for a little bit during the night, after a while I threw out the last drunk dude and we went to bed :) A very nice long term "romantic"-relationship followed. I still have contact with her and hope to do her again some day.

4. HB-old as I call her, shes just 30 though and hot, so I'm happy. I met her at a party, we talked a bit and then after talking to my buds I saw her going for the escalator. I jumped off my chair and managed to get in there with her. I said "lets go to my floor first" and she amazingly complied. Had great sex for hours and still see her today :)

5. 6. 7. a lot of the same as the above.



In retrospect what got me laid so soon those times was being very confident and not procrastinating on taking action because of alcohol. I'm pretty sure that if I had been sober I wouldn't have had the guts or decisiveness to close maybe two or three of them.



So lets hear some more F-close stories from you that are so lucky to have any :)
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Target_100

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Only first time F-closes, I.E. girls that you had not met or gamed in any way before the closing night.


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Amante Silvestre said:
I fvcked the Pizza Hut girl. She delivered to a house party and I answered the door. Talked her into dropping by after punching out.

I punched that sh1t for 3 hours.

HAHAHA! My ex was a Papa John's girl...I find that ironic and funny

My favorite F-close had to be the time I was tutoring this girl in English. Well, we were supposed to be writing a paper, but she just grabbed my junk as I was telling her about her faulty parallelism. Not only was it my favorite hookup. She was the hottest chic I have boned to date. :rockon:
 

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I'm not especially proud of any of these, but this is what I got.

1. Daughter of my mom's friend, didn't really know her at all. Took her and her friend out to the bars, didn't spend much time with them until the bars were closed, found them both and gave them (and some guy the other friend picked up) a ride to their respective places, then went to her place and hung out for a while and hit it. And left soon thereafter. Not sure if that counts.

2. Went with a couple friends (b/f & g/f) to a house after the bars, didn't know anyone but them, and ended up talking to one of the girls there. Well she was the only single girl and I was the only single guy so it just kinda worked out. I didn't do all that much gaming but it was obvious she wanted me more than I did her. She made out with me on the porch, then the couch, then she tried getting down to business right in the living room with the shades open. I suggested going downstairs and then I hit it. Only issue was she hadn't trimmed down there recently, haha. And I left soon thereafter.

Got with like 3-4 other girls on the first physical meeting but I got their number through online or other methods prior to that, so I would assume that doesn't count either.
 

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Most of mine aren't that exciting, but here' a few memorable ones:

At a bar downtown, I met this one girl with ginormous boobs who wouldn't stop talking about them. I could see she was into herself, so I said "I don't like big boobs that much" with a smile and she returned with "we'll have to change that" So, went to her house later and nailed her.

The most interesting time was a petite blonde cheerleader type who I was talking to after I had come outside a club dancing. We got to talking and she just blurts out "lets go have sex" in a joking sort of way. I reply "fine, lets go" not really believing her...until she stopped laughing, took my arm and led me over to her car where she took me to her place. I still wonder about that whole episode, what did I do to make that happen.

There have been plenty of times where I went on a date with an average girl and fvcked her just to see if I could do it on the first date.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Daddy The Pimp

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Im putting here just the ones that are interesting.

1.Started dancing with a girl on the dance floor . The girl was kinda drunk .She was grabbing my dick and rubbing her pussy and i could tell that she was horny as fuck. She was wearing miniskirt , so i started fingering her , putted her pants aside and put my d1ck on her. That sh1t was tight lol .The place was crowded so noone thought we were fvcking on the dancefloor.

2.Another one is when i went to this tourist chick hotel room with her , and as im starting to really enjoy it , she gives me LMR. She said " This is wrong i have a boyfriend " . I said "are you fvcking kidding me , shut the fvck up " and started to fvck her with force .She resisted at first but then started to enjoy it :D.Afterward she told me that she loved the way that i dominated her. Freaks.

3.This happened in a place where is visited by tourists. I was there in vacations . A girl was eye contacting me and i approached her . After maybe 10-15 minutes , i was fvcking her on the bathroom of a club. I just opened in natural way.She was horny as fvck. Got her name and sh1t , started escalating really quick , makeout , and i lead her to the bathroom. Thats it. I would never fvck her without condom.
 

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Oh yea I forgot a couple:

3. I spent the summer in a town while on internship, and met a girl when I was out at the bars. She said they were going to an after-party, so we hung out there for a while then went back to her (parents) place and I tore it up. I don't remember saying or doing a whole lot that night. Funny side story, I left my hat at her place and came back a half hour later and her dad answered (oops!). I actually saw her a couple weeks later and told her to come to my place instead, and I beat it up again.

4. This was last month at one of the clubs in Dallas. I was just standing there and this chick grabbed my shoulder from behind. I turned around and she said "hey" and just grabs my junk. She's like "ooh that's good, but that's also bad." No idea what that meant. Then she asked if I would go into the restroom with her and her friend, so I'm thinking "3-way, score." Nope, she actually used the restroom while me and her friend stood there. So we hang out the rest of the night, go to her friend's place and after her friend went to bed she basically stripped down and jumped on the couch. We get into it and this chick passes out mid-everything, so I was like "oookay" and got up and left. Then I got home and realized my jacket was still there, so assuming I would never see this chick again I drove all the way back and got that shít haha.

I'm starting to notice a trend with these same-nighters, the girl is basically all over me before I get a chance to talk. It's probably out of the scope of the original poster's idea but it was a SNL either way.
 
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