"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The BEST Tip You Will EVER Read

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Instead of wasting your time on Sosuave, join www.worldsuccessalliance.com

You will be surrounded by both gay and straight men who are only focused on success. We are real prizes, and you will learn much more from us than from sheep, trolls, and fakers.

If Krassus enters this thread and says that I am not "with" him, please click the link in his signature. It goes to WSA as well. We are a much smaller community, and you should be very happy to be there.

I assure you the results will be magnificent for your life.

I have actually been convincing Allen, owner of Sosuave.com to create a user account at www.worldsuccessalliance.com. He may post there sometime in the future.

Again, your sexual preference is not a concern to us.

Join the best success alliance online.

-Kershkov
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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hope7

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hey WorldSuccessAlliance, I have the best tipe YOU'll ever read. Give up on life.
 

Doggystyle

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I'll check it out, should i expect to be stinking rich in just one or two months time?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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youknowtherest

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I would think that someone who is actually successful wouldn't need to belong to something called the World Success Alliance.

What, pray tell, does the World Success Alliance do?
 

youknowtherest

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Oh. He's banned. Never mind.

I'd think the "World's Most Spectacular Failures Alliance" would have a far more interesting discussion board, though.
 

Yuriy777

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It only took the morning to ban this guy lol :crackup:
 

sheep-man

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lol look the only way to get rich quick is to smuggle asian prostitutes over to ure country and pimp them out for 1 grand a night think about it over there they are so poor they charge 30 a night so u take em back home and charge a grand and men will pay it coz there hot ure givin her a better country to live in everyone wins u get rich she still gets **** its win win

lol not really but kinda i never been over there but one day i might try my plan!
 
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