The Best Time to Ask Out Exotic Dancers

[bigneil]

Here in Silicon Valley (no touch bikini bar land), and having come from Texas (even better than Amsterdam), I've noticed a common theme from the dancers: the best time to approach them is when they are alone on stage! They are extremely insecure at that time, and they can't stand it when they go 5 minutes with no attention. This happens remarkably often!

Also, most guys get nervous approaching a naked girl, and they are masters of reading your body language. When you start scoring enough, you will find you can talk to them and not even look at their body. They notice this in a big way!

So the first time you meet her, if you can confidently approach her and give her a non-$1 bill of some kind, you can get them to agree to all sorts of things right then. Whether it's a table dance, a kiss, a promise for their phone number when they get off stage, a date, or even a confession of love right then and there, it will be worth having taken your chances with the girl you have your eye on the moment you see her alone on stage.

The next key is to be patient. She will walk around the club and thank people who tipped her in reverse order of her interest level (and they may ask for a dance and she will agree). She also will likely run to the ladies room and then make the direct approach toward you immediately afterward. This is a HUGE sign! Meanwhile, if she doesn't come over to thank you, it's over, so you get fast feedback.

 

[skinnyguy]

What are you doing in Silicon Valley? Texas is so much better than this sausage filled area. Women are freaking so friendly there

 

[_sideways_]

Which one did you go to?
Gold club on howard is one of the classier ones.

 

[Maximus Rex]

Question

What are you doing in Silicon Valley? Texas is so much better than this sausage filled area. Women are freaking so friendly there

Do you even go out, bro?

 

[skinnyguy]

Do you even go out, bro?

Yep. In San Jose the ratio is usually 3 to 1 at bars

 

[Robert28]

Last time I went to a strip club the waitresses all looked 10x better then any of the dancers! I wanted to hook up with them but apparently that's frowned upon.lol

 

[_sideways_]

So everyone has a one third chance....its still fair grounds. Obese dudes probably have 1 out of 10.

 

[_sideways_]

Last time I went to a strip club the waitresses all looked 10x better then any of the dancers! I wanted to hook up with them but apparently that's frowned upon.lol

Some of them dance too...just not on slow shifts.

I propse a SS field trip to the Gold Club this weekend haha ill make t shirts and pretend its my bachelor party

 

[Bible_Belt]

I only like strip bars when I bring a woman with me. A guy who's already with a girl is the safest guy to talk to in any woman's mind.

I don't do coke, but friends of mine who used to do it said that having a big supply instantly guaranteed you a harem of strippers. They prefer coke to money, because most of their money goes to coke anyway, at least when they can't trade pvssy for it.

My boss hired two strippers to be ring girls for our mma fights once. They showed up with white powder on their nostrils. One of them managed to dump glitter all over the cage, and there was a delay to clean it up. Then the other one kept trying to open the cage door before the round was over. All she had to do was wait for the bell, but that was too much responsibility. We threw both of them out halfway through the night.

 

[foreverAFC]

Here in Silicon Valley (no touch bikini bar land), and having come from Texas (even better than Amsterdam), I've noticed a common theme from the dancers: the best time to approach them is when they are alone on stage! They are extremely insecure at that time, and they can't stand it when they go 5 minutes with no attention. This happens remarkably often!

Also, most guys get nervous approaching a naked girl, and they are masters of reading your body language. When you start scoring enough, you will find you can talk to them and not even look at their body. They notice this in a big way!

So the first time you meet her, if you can confidently approach her and give her a non-$1 bill of some kind, you can get them to agree to all sorts of things right then. Whether it's a table dance, a kiss, a promise for their phone number when they get off stage, a date, or even a confession of love right then and there, it will be worth having taken your chances with the girl you have your eye on the moment you see her alone on stage.

The next key is to be patient. She will walk around the club and thank people who tipped her in reverse order of her interest level (and they may ask for a dance and she will agree). She also will likely run to the ladies room and then make the direct approach toward you immediately afterward. This is a HUGE sign! Meanwhile, if she doesn't come over to thank you, it's over, so you get fast feedback.

neil, dont waste your time with the strip clubs in san jose, go to SF where the strip clubs are all basically brothels or prostitution fronts.

i go to the crazy horse strip club in SF sometimes, the dancers let you touch and feel them, and you can negotiate for more in the private dances. but just sitting at the front of the stage by the catwalk, the girls will come down off the stage and sit on your lap and let you feel them up during their dances.

its fun to get high and drunk in the parking lot and then go inside and have a hot blonde jack me off in the private dance while i juggle her huge fake tits in my hands.

why even date them neil, just go get some from them in the private room whenever you feel like, you make money from what ive heard so its not a problem, why even deal with the headache of dating a stripper if you can stop by and **** her up the @ss as hard as you want for an extra $200, you will end up paying more in dates and whatnot anywyay.