"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The best James Bond

Best Bond actor

  • Sean Connery

    Votes: 11 36.7%
  • George Lazenby

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Roger Moore

    Votes: 4 13.3%
  • Timothy Dalton

    Votes: 1 3.3%
  • Pierce Brosnan

    Votes: 6 20.0%
  • Daniel Craig

    Votes: 8 26.7%

  • Total voters
    30

War Against Betaism

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Who do you think was the best James Bond? James Bond seems to be the model of character to be followed on this board, but who is the actor that most people take after?

I think the top 3 would most likely be Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan, and Timothy Dalton. Well actually, I'm only saying that because I haven't seen all the movies and those were the only Bond movies I've seen with those guys as the main character. Though I think most people are going to pick Brosnan.

While I say that, I'm seriously considering Daniel Craig in the conversation. He doesn't have that traditional Bond look however, he brings this much more aggressive and impatient character to Bond that people aren't really used to seeing. And his grin has this more dominating effect than the past Bonds who give more of that playboy type vibe.

Though for now until Quantam of Solace is released, I'm going to have to side with Brosnan as the best Bond actor.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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DJDamage said:
I will probably be in the minority that will say it was Roger Moore.

The man was a pimp.
I´ll join that minority!

When i was younger and i watched the films Roger Moore was the one for me who i thought would be most like that in real life.

A smooth basta*d who just loved boffing women!
 

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Sean Connery is the only Bond.
 

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lol well when I said the top 3 choices, it was reference to when I was having a discussion with my friends one time deciding who the best James Bond was, and none of us have really seen the older ones, so it wouldn't really be proper to say you guys are in the minority. Should have clarified on that.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Watch the movies:

The Man with the Golden Gun and For Your Eyes Only.

Then watch Austin Powers again, you will laugh even more.

Darles Chickens said:
A smooth basta*d who just loved boffing women!
Absoultley.

Roger Moore films were done during the swinging 70's and there was no AIDS back then and alot less feminism, so it was easier to be a pimp back then. Now you have Daniel Craig (the modern Bond) who first rejects a chick because she was married and because he didn't want to compromise his mission. Then he ends up fvcking another chick whom he developed oneitis for and gets into a relationship with her only to double cross him. She ends up getting killed for it which causes Bond to go crazy and go midevil on everyone's asses. So because this was supposed to be the first bond, they are now trying to portray Bond as a man who is afraid of love and that's why he is always sleeping around. Makes me sick just thinking about it.
 

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I agree with Darth too that Connery personifies Bond to alot of People including myself.

When i think of Bond i tend to think of Connery however, Moore is still my favorite in terms of how he played Bond and the lines he came out with seemed to suit him well. It just made me laugh more when i was watching the films.

NikNak: If you kill him this will all be mine
Bond: I´ve never killed a midget before, but there can always be a first time
The Man With The Golden Gun

There´s also a website with all the bond quotes on if you google i´m sure you can find it.
 

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DJDamage said:
Now you have Daniel Craig (the modern Bond) who first rejects a chick because she was married and because he didn't want to compromise his mission. Then he ends up fvcking another chick whom he developed oneitis for and gets into a relationship with her only to double cross him. She ends up getting killed for it which causes Bond to go crazy and go midevil on everyone's asses. So because this was supposed to be the first bond, they are now trying to portray Bond as a man who is afraid of love and that's why he is always sleeping around. Makes me sick just thinking about it.
I'm guessing you haven't read the books then? That is the origin of Bond. He falls in love with Vesper, she betrays him, then she dies. This isnt something they added to the movie for sh1ts and giggles. I don't remember the married woman in the movie or in the book though.

My vote is for Connery as well.
 

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Ah too difficult of a call in my view.

They all bring their own unique style and perspective on Bond.

Though, I'd vote for Pierce, Sean and Tim in that order. Daniel Craig is cool, but still needs to become cooler.
 

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Surprised Sean is leading it. Well I wouldn't question it but I thought Brosnan would have been leading it.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Meh, personally the Brosnan era Bond was one of the lower points of the series (right up there with Moonraker) What I hated was all the CGI they used and the over-the-top action sequences. Really, you can only see things blow up before for so long before you get the sense the studio is patronizing you.

I'd rather see the classic Bond where he had to stuggle through a fight (the train scene from From Russia with Love for example.) I always liked the improvisation too (when he uses the crane to smash Blofeld's submarine into the control tower in Diamonds are Forever). Hell, with only one movie under his belt, Daniel Craig's Bond is better than Brosnan's.
 

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I always enjoyed Roger Moore's movies the best, so I pick him. But I did enjoy Daniel Craig in Casino Royale. He was a good Bond and seemed to act the complete opposite way that other previous Bonds had acted. He didn't go the playboy route, but was more about killing bad guys as a priority and didn't make room for the ladies but took the lays as they came.
 

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DJDamage said:
I will probably be in the minority that will say it was Roger Moore.

The man was a pimp.
Roger Moore kicked ass. My favs were Live & Let Die and View to a Kill. Haven't seen Golden Gun yet.

Also, the russian chick in The Spy Who Loved Me looks identical to my ex.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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