"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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the b!tch test

Mr. Debonaire

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the b!tch test is one that, in my experience, is a part of virtually every girls arsenal. Sometimes, when im trying to get with / pu a girl, at some point during the time im with her she will say something outright b!tch. no real need to say it, no provocation, just random nastyness. many of you have undoubtedly noticed this as well.

par example, working my magic at a party last summer. this girl i had known for about 2 hours (hb8) was setting up a tent. i was going to help her and her friend (hb7) set it up, since i would likely be sleeping in it later ;). her friend made some nasty comment about one of the guys at the party, and the hb8 said "kinda like that idiot over there" pointing straight at me. there was no reason at all for this, not 5 minutes ago i had her laughing her ass off. and i knew she liked me.

so if she likes me so much, why would she say something like that? suddenly i was dumbfounded. my confidence was shaken.

which is of course when i realised that it was exactly the desired effect.

so I just gave her a big smile and said "do you want me to help you with that?"

and that was it. b!tch test passed with flying colours.

why? the purpose of this test is like many other subconcious tests that women give. it is designed to weed out the needy, clingy, oh-no-she-insulted-me-my-heart-is-breaking kind of guys. and it almost worked. luckily i had my wits about me, and was able to deliver the correct response.

my response showed that A) I don't care what she thinks of / says to me and B) I have confidence enough in my own sexiness to realize that she wasn't serious.

unfortunately, theres a major problem with this test. if you fail it, your screwed. theres no going back. she knows how to push your buttons, and the attraction is DEAD.

so remember, when your girl suddenly goes ape on you for no reason, just play it cool and relax.

btw i DID sleep in her tent that night ;)

love deb
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Dude, you are on to something here, but keep in mind, girls have serious mood swings.(guys do to, but girls especially) I was trying to get with this one girl a while back, and she will be really nice to me sometimes, and other times make nasty comments. I have responded , or I should say that I responded(this was in the past) with either humorous coments tht slightly dissed her, or just as you repsonded.
 

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This is called sh!t tests and has been around for years...Congrats on finding out about it though....did you here the Bill Clinton had an affair when you were stuck in the 90's?
 

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lmao

sorry micfiend, but i never really READ the bible....
i got all my skills from yours truly............















...bill clinton had an affair???
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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