JackPrescott
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Lets analyze the stereotypical Attention Wh0re. I know two of these women, one I work with, the other I knew from school. And she went to the same gym I did. The second ones name is "Lorry" "Lorry" is a lifetime college student, trying desperatley to get a certificate as a personal trainer, so that she can charge men, and show them "how to work out" Forget about the fact that she is about 25 pounds overweight, (at 5'2, this extra fat is not kind) doesnt miss many meals, and loves Mexican beer, by the case. Her midsection is not exactly that of an NFL cheerleader. If you tried to bounce a quarter off her stomach, you would lose the quarter. She has the double chin thing going, and her thights, well, they are fair sized, shall we say, Angelina Jolie she aint. I wont mention the acne scars, left over from adolescence. Still, she is at the very least "fukkable" she has large breasts and a wide a$$, and isnt fugly. Not one that you would spend the night holding, but one that would be good for a booty call. Soon as you bust the nut, time to start looking for your pants.
At the gym, I have seen this laughable woman, wear some tights that had "Supergirl" written across her wide a$$. This is the type of woman that wants all males looking at her a$$. And isnt shy about it. She LOVES male attention, and craves it, I know, she told me this. She even loved my male attention, to the point where she was asking me to help train her. Well, when I saw that I wanst going to get any sexual favors from this, I pretty much told her that I charge by the hour, per training session, and that ended real quick. (And might I add, had she let me hit it, she would have gotten all my advice, expertise and one on one training time in the gym, that she wanted....one hand washes the other, right?) Anyway, she wanted to start hanging out with me, but being the type of fellow I am, if I bother to hang out with a woman, I am sleeping with her, or we dont hang out. I generally dont do the whole "LJBF" type bull$hit. She basically wanted to turn me into a male girlfriend, one that she could call, and lament about the mule diccked jerk that IS hitting it, and how much of an a$$hole he was....and I had no interest in that. She, being the alcoholic that she is, also needed a DD, and figured that she could co-erce me into it. Once, when she invited herself to a concert with some mutual friends, she asked me if I could drive. Well, I own two cars, one a hott one, the other a commuter. I took the commuter, and she had the nerve to biatch and complain. I told her, "sweetheart, if we were dating, you'd have gotten to ride in my other car, but that is reserved for women who let me have my way with them" She didnt quite get that, and was insulted when (At the Steakhouse, before the show) when it was time for the bill, I told the waiter "uh, sir, seperate checks"....needless to say, she was a bit cold at the concert, and after the show, we went to a nightclub, and she was busy hitting on other men, towards the end of the night, and I RUINED/cocckblocked the poor sucker that had been purchasing her liquor all night, by telling her, "Lorry, it's time to go now, get your jacket" and standing there while she tried to persuade him that I was "just a friend" (LOL) You should have seen the murderous look he gave me. Poor sucker, I dont blame him. Anyway, it was a strange trip home, she lamented about her love life, and I told her what was wrong with it, all the way back. Needless to say, that was the last time we hung out together, and she still doesnt get it why I dont do the "female friends" thing.
The other one, "Vangie" is worse. At least Lorry TRIES to better her body, Vangie hasnt seen the inside of a gym in decades, and the sad part about this, is she still loves to wear mini-shirts that used to fit her 10 years ago. Oh, they do show off her large breasts, but the redneck-like gut sticking out of them, kind of makes a male nauseous. She isnt shy about the bud lights, or the doughnuts, and doenst miss many meals either. She HATES all other females, except co-workers and her sister, who is a slimmer version of herself, except with a dealer-boyfriend. Vangie, with that body, is incapable of landing a man. At a company meeting yesterday, she struggled her way into some tight jeans, and made a pathetic attempt at walking sexy in front of a group of guys. (The whole wagging her hips type walk) Except that she has a flat a$$, and is fat. She was also sitting at a bar, with her thong sticking out of her pants. A thong that not too many males are interested in removing. This woman actually still thinks that men want her, for some weird reason, and actually acts ****y, and conceited???!! Maybe mommy dropped her on her head as an infant or something. But the bottom line fact is that she still has a vagina, and there are still men out there who want to get their diccks wet. Not this man, but others. She has an attitude, and so do I, so her and I dont get along all that hot. She and her sister know, not to bother flirting with me, unless they need some practice in fellacio. Other than that, I'll call them on their $hit, as I have done in the past, and let me tell you, Attention Wh0res hate it when guys have them figured out.
At the gym, I have seen this laughable woman, wear some tights that had "Supergirl" written across her wide a$$. This is the type of woman that wants all males looking at her a$$. And isnt shy about it. She LOVES male attention, and craves it, I know, she told me this. She even loved my male attention, to the point where she was asking me to help train her. Well, when I saw that I wanst going to get any sexual favors from this, I pretty much told her that I charge by the hour, per training session, and that ended real quick. (And might I add, had she let me hit it, she would have gotten all my advice, expertise and one on one training time in the gym, that she wanted....one hand washes the other, right?) Anyway, she wanted to start hanging out with me, but being the type of fellow I am, if I bother to hang out with a woman, I am sleeping with her, or we dont hang out. I generally dont do the whole "LJBF" type bull$hit. She basically wanted to turn me into a male girlfriend, one that she could call, and lament about the mule diccked jerk that IS hitting it, and how much of an a$$hole he was....and I had no interest in that. She, being the alcoholic that she is, also needed a DD, and figured that she could co-erce me into it. Once, when she invited herself to a concert with some mutual friends, she asked me if I could drive. Well, I own two cars, one a hott one, the other a commuter. I took the commuter, and she had the nerve to biatch and complain. I told her, "sweetheart, if we were dating, you'd have gotten to ride in my other car, but that is reserved for women who let me have my way with them" She didnt quite get that, and was insulted when (At the Steakhouse, before the show) when it was time for the bill, I told the waiter "uh, sir, seperate checks"....needless to say, she was a bit cold at the concert, and after the show, we went to a nightclub, and she was busy hitting on other men, towards the end of the night, and I RUINED/cocckblocked the poor sucker that had been purchasing her liquor all night, by telling her, "Lorry, it's time to go now, get your jacket" and standing there while she tried to persuade him that I was "just a friend" (LOL) You should have seen the murderous look he gave me. Poor sucker, I dont blame him. Anyway, it was a strange trip home, she lamented about her love life, and I told her what was wrong with it, all the way back. Needless to say, that was the last time we hung out together, and she still doesnt get it why I dont do the "female friends" thing.
The other one, "Vangie" is worse. At least Lorry TRIES to better her body, Vangie hasnt seen the inside of a gym in decades, and the sad part about this, is she still loves to wear mini-shirts that used to fit her 10 years ago. Oh, they do show off her large breasts, but the redneck-like gut sticking out of them, kind of makes a male nauseous. She isnt shy about the bud lights, or the doughnuts, and doenst miss many meals either. She HATES all other females, except co-workers and her sister, who is a slimmer version of herself, except with a dealer-boyfriend. Vangie, with that body, is incapable of landing a man. At a company meeting yesterday, she struggled her way into some tight jeans, and made a pathetic attempt at walking sexy in front of a group of guys. (The whole wagging her hips type walk) Except that she has a flat a$$, and is fat. She was also sitting at a bar, with her thong sticking out of her pants. A thong that not too many males are interested in removing. This woman actually still thinks that men want her, for some weird reason, and actually acts ****y, and conceited???!! Maybe mommy dropped her on her head as an infant or something. But the bottom line fact is that she still has a vagina, and there are still men out there who want to get their diccks wet. Not this man, but others. She has an attitude, and so do I, so her and I dont get along all that hot. She and her sister know, not to bother flirting with me, unless they need some practice in fellacio. Other than that, I'll call them on their $hit, as I have done in the past, and let me tell you, Attention Wh0res hate it when guys have them figured out.
