"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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The Ashes are coming home!

PeterCrouch

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Haha Take that you stupid aussie losers!


Great series won by the best team!

All together now....

Super Super Kev
Super Super Kev
Super Super Kev
Super Kevin Peterson!

:D
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Not Quite There

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hahahaha!!

well played to both teams, but only one thign remaisn to be said.

'ozzie ozzie ozzie....bye bye bye!'
 

TheMainMan

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Awesome, Awesome, Awesome!!!

How sweet is it beeting the Aussies.
 

Centaurion

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wankers all of you.
:(
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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STICKMAN

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all i can say to you poms is enjoy it you deserve the ashes for the way we played.

Soak it up as you know as a country you dont have much sporting success.......
 

Not Quite There

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Originally posted by STICKMAN
all i can say to you poms is enjoy it you deserve the ashes for the way we played.

Soak it up as you know as a country you dont have much sporting success.......
perhaps times are changing.

Lets not forget 2003 when we beat you to win the rugby world cup in your own country!!!


OWNED!

:cheer:
 

quest

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I don't follow the cricket.

But I'm Aussie.

And I'd like to congratulate English Cricket Fans.

It must feel great after sucking for so long. ;)

I'm sure we'll be back.
 

CLOONEY

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Yeah, contrats Poms! You guys won fair and square!

Although as far as I am aware, we are still the #1 team in the world in both tests and one dayers! Not to mention, playing in your own country is a HUGE advantage in Cricket! That is a known fact! The pitches suit you perfectly. Similar example is the Spanish on Clay Courts in Tennis! You grow up on it your entire life!

Next year when the Poms come to Australia, I am pretty positive it will be the opposite result!

Anyways good win, you deserve to hold the ashes this time!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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safe

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Originally posted by jiza101
Back in our hands next ashes :cool:
and back in ours in 09 after warne retires ;)

joking, we'll have it in 07 too :D
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Wake me up when you guys win a REAL sport.



:D :crackup:
 

Not Quite There

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Wake me up when you guys win a REAL sport.



:D :crackup:
lol, like a bastardised version of a british girls sport???

i.e baseball and basketball.


and then you have american football!!1 what a joke of a sport!!

why is it called football when you barely you use your feet?

Its just a girly version of rugby. :down:
 

RBB

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But bask in the glory, for it took 18 years for you to KNOW what is that winning feeling. Soon enough when we meet again, it'll take another 18. :D

EDIT: I suspect there's something in the water...
 

CLOONEY

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Wake me up when you guys win a REAL sport.



:D :crackup:
Rugby union world cup! Far more global and "real" than the NFL.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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OzyBoy

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Lets see the last time you won before this year was in the 1980's and every other time it has been australia that has won. That still makes you look like a pretty crappy team.
 

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Originally posted by OzyBoy
That still makes you look like a pretty crappy team.
Yep but a pretty crap team that hammered you!


Haha!

Bring it on in 18months!
 

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Originally posted by OzyBoy
Lets see the last time you won before this year was in the 1980's and every other time it has been australia that has won. That still makes you look like a pretty crappy team.
No, it means we used to have a crap team.
 
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