Sexy_Malibu
Master Don Juan
Oh my god, MVPlaya... that is possibly the funniest **** I have read in the longest time... thank you so much for drawing my attention to it! You totally made my night!!!!
Anyhoooo, I know this thread was a joke (to those of you who didn't realize that ATLEAST by the 2nd paragraph... WHAT THE F*CK!?) but I have to tell you guys a story that happened to me the other night. It was Omni-Kino at it's best and it worked...
I'm at a party at the bar and this guy starts talking to us and joking around with us. Then he grabs my friend and starts dancing with her (not like grinding or anything, but jokingly old fashioned dancing, holding her hand and dipping her, etc)... She plays along for a minute and then goes back to her man.
Then he grabs her man and pretends to dance with him (he was a good sport about it, but everyone could tell that for a minute he wasn't sure if the guy was joking or gay). The fact that he got her shy, stiff man to joke like that was the best thing I'd seen all night and I started cracking up.
Then he moved in for the kill and made the move on me... and everyone here knows I'm most attracted to a sense of humor in a guy more than anything else... I told him that anyone who could make me laugh that hard had to be cool. So then when he started buying me tequila shots, how could I resist him?
Is this proof of the benefits of Omni-Kino? Or is this proof of the benefits of Tequila? Or is this just proof of the sluttiness of Sexy_Malibu?... hmm.. you be the judge.
All I can say is after that How To Make Her Orgasm post, I didn't think there'd be anything else that could make MVPlaya more attractive to me... but alas, here it is.
Anyhoooo, I know this thread was a joke (to those of you who didn't realize that ATLEAST by the 2nd paragraph... WHAT THE F*CK!?) but I have to tell you guys a story that happened to me the other night. It was Omni-Kino at it's best and it worked...
I'm at a party at the bar and this guy starts talking to us and joking around with us. Then he grabs my friend and starts dancing with her (not like grinding or anything, but jokingly old fashioned dancing, holding her hand and dipping her, etc)... She plays along for a minute and then goes back to her man.
Then he grabs her man and pretends to dance with him (he was a good sport about it, but everyone could tell that for a minute he wasn't sure if the guy was joking or gay). The fact that he got her shy, stiff man to joke like that was the best thing I'd seen all night and I started cracking up.
Then he moved in for the kill and made the move on me... and everyone here knows I'm most attracted to a sense of humor in a guy more than anything else... I told him that anyone who could make me laugh that hard had to be cool. So then when he started buying me tequila shots, how could I resist him?
Is this proof of the benefits of Omni-Kino? Or is this proof of the benefits of Tequila? Or is this just proof of the sluttiness of Sexy_Malibu?... hmm.. you be the judge.
All I can say is after that How To Make Her Orgasm post, I didn't think there'd be anything else that could make MVPlaya more attractive to me... but alas, here it is.
