"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The answer to all these race based threads

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Ideally you want to be like this:

You want a black d!ck, asian skin, and a white bank account, driving a European car with Italian shoes and a latin accent, and Dong Fu's sense of humor :D

Any questions?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Joe The Homophobe said:
replace asian skin with latin skin (tan) and that list might make sense ;)
Yeah, but Asian skin lasts longer. Asian skin as in Thai almond unblemished skin.
 

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Joe The Homophobe said:
replace asian skin with latin skin (tan) and that list might make sense ;)
Even if a guy has white features, if a guy has tan with latin skin, he'll have a hard time with majority women in the U.S.

Have you had a different experience, Joe?
 
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