"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The amusment park

we all eat food

Senior Don Juan
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ok so last night i went to an amusment park with my school program thing at night just like alot of schools from the area. So like half of the time i was doing nothign and staying by myself since i felt like a i didnt fit in.But then the other half of the i found some kids i knew from school and there friends i hung around them and it was fun even though i didnt talk that much. I dont know why i wasnt talking i just fel out of place ya know. Well anyways i want to do something today and have a life but i dont know what to do! So i need your help k thx bai
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Anomalous

Master Don Juan
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Just because its a school trip doesn't mean you have to talk to your classmates.
You should have talked the workers and custormers.


Sarge on.....
 
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