"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The American Empire is Finally Over!

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Geologists Find 90 Billion New Barrels of Oil in Arctic

http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=12481


This Discovery confirms what Lindsey Williams has been saying in his speeches, how the American Empire wanted to keep this a secret so they can make oil appear as a scarce resource and profit from oil producing countries, and middle east wars.
http://www.reformation.org/energy-non-crisis.html

No longer are countries bound to the will power of the American Empire which is Exxon, Shell, Halliburton, Mobile, other US Oil companies and American Government.

Peak oil is now renamed abundant oil, and many countries may stake its claim and sell oil using currency other than the Dollar.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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that first post makes no sense

America as a hegemony is limited by oil scarcity and lack of renewables. those of you who hate America should be worried that they found oil, not happy. that takes the focus off the energy crisis and allows our federal government to divert funds in other things instead, like bombs and sht

btw there's supposedly enough oil underneath Alaska to supply the US for 12 years but nobody wants to drill because it'll destroy the environment
 

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Lol! That's the funniest thing I've read in the last 6 months on this site! I think you stole this from Out There TV!!! You hack! You dirty hack!!!!
 

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Why does everyone believe in conspiracy theories? And why would the supposed discovery of 90 billion barrels of oil end the American Empire? It would only fuel it.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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teagan said:
Why does everyone believe in conspiracy theories? And why would the supposed discovery of 90 billion barrels of oil end the American Empire? It would only fuel it.
Yup, exactly! Irony is lost upon them.

The overwhelming vast majority of the members of this forum are young. People are suspectible to conspiracy theories when their personal lives lack control, what psychologists call an external locus of control. They need SOMEONE in control of their life, even if someone sinister. The teenage years are generally when people have the greatest dissonance and least control over their life; financially, occupationally, educationally, and socially. Further, the teenage years are when young people are transitioning from believing everything (which is a biological hard-wired impulse, as Richard Dawkins is fond of surmising) to just beginning to think critically and practicing skepticism; but, simultaneously, their cognitive filters are inexperienced and so they have difficulty filtering out bad ideas. (However, nonsensical beliefs tend to rebound after middle age. As Oscar Wilde pointed out, "The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.")

There are a few other high risk groups for conspiracy theories, but that is beyond the scope of this discussion.

Just as a side note, last year I briefly had a roommate who believed every conspiracy theory. The guy was in his thirties, he was just getting off a five year suspension from a second DUI, and his life was a mess. He was amicable enough of a guy, but his beliefs about the moon landing being a hoax and modern life being reversed engineered from aliens, didn't surprise me.
 

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"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way" Franklin D Roosevelt
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Haha, this still makes me laugh. I guess people have never heard of OPEC either.
 
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