The Akward Question: "Do you like X"

[GateKeeper]

Always always always always... the little girls in highschool and jr. high play their games... and the most common question you hear is...

Do you like X?

Ok, let's say there is this girl Jane. You see Jane in class and the few times you talk your a smooth operator, then one of her friends asks you.... "Do you like Jane? Sometimes Jane is sitting right there, sometimes she isnt. Either way... this question can easily tackly your game. You say "no" you could be lying, your not making yourself look like a AFC, but she kind of feels hurt, slightly rejected, next day she treats you differently. You say "yes", well there are many variables depending on how you answer.

My Point? This question... is usually followed by an akward moment. Now, lately I've heard that the DJ should never answer the question full on.


My Story
I'm sitting against the wall with about 4 girls to my left, 2 girls to my right. Then a couple of guy friends in front of me. Now I don't like any of these girls, (they are insanely young for me,) but I flirt with them for practice. After saying a tension building comment to one girl, my friend looks at me and says...
Do you like Jane? (Jane just happens to be sitting RIGHT next to me)
In my mind, I'm thinking... "awww, wtf. Why do you care anyway? Prick."
Instead of answering a YES or NO... I did the DJ way.

"Well I happen to be a Sex Machine, so I'm always ready to go.

All the girls laugh, and the friend who asked it looked amazed. This really insecure guy (you know the one who will fight because someone looks at him the wrong way,) say's "Yah, ****ing right. You're such a loser."

Ok, another chance for an akward moment. I turn to the girls on my left and right and ask, "Can you deny it? How many of you like me? Honestly?" most of them smiled and said yes... and that brother had nothing to say.


Good luck DJ's, and yes you have permission to use my Sex Machine line. (James Brown inspired it anyway)

 

[SlyD4rK]

i never really thought of how peopel always ask that question.....im definately using that line...

good post btw

 

[AB500]

^^thats my responce... sometimes I'll just say "yes" or "no" in such a sarcastic way they don't know if I really do mean yes or no... sarcasism is wonderful and most people tell me I have a good creative blend of it.

But then again "Well I happen to be a Sex Machine, so I'm always ready to go. " is ****in funny and I'm gonna use it.

 

[Docs]

Do you like x

It depends, does she like me?

it takes little time to see a reaction out of that one :crackup:

 

[Jay-X]

'do you like jane?'
'well, i'd bang her'
jane looks at you surprised
'just joking, but yeah, she's cute'

 

[Mr. Debonaire]

Originally posted by GateKeeper
"Well I happen to be a Sex Machine, so I'm always ready to go.

cheers mate, you handled it like a pro.

Ok, another chance for an akward moment. I turn to the girls on my left and right and ask, "Can you deny it? How many of you like me? Honestly?" most of them smiled and said yes... and that brother had nothing to say.

This is my favourite part, massive confidence. If those girls didn't like you, they do now

In the past whenever someone did this to me (We've all grown up alot since then) I often turned to the girl and busted on her for being too afraid to tell me about her deep rooted feelings of love for me.

good post

 

[MrS]

That's an excellent comeback.
I can see how someone could play that one well.

 

[S-lemond]

NICE!!!!!...LOL....ill be sure to use that tomorrow