"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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The afc king resigns

dakota

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So I will admit that as a mostly lurker I have been the ultimate afc king. This sounds so so bad.. just realize I have come to my senses. But for the last 9 months I had a gal living in my house that I paid everything for.. literally spent like $17,000 on her .. clothes, makeup.. etc. Oh sure she slept with me once.. but screwed may 10 other guys this year.. .. and its much much worse than it sounds...
but anyways.. finally 10 days ago I locked her out of the house and gave her the boot... now.. guess what her grandma is on the warpath and trying to get me in trouble at my job /police/gaming commision for hosting poker in my basement. But hey my wagons are circled and I am just gonna ignore it all as best I can and do my own thing. Hooray for me, the king has abdicated his crown!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Play the Game

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17 grand for one fvck? Dam bro, you could've flown your ass to Vegas and had the best month of your life.
 

young_gun

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Is this a joke?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Dongfu

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I trust this 17 g's wasnt your life savings, or some kind charity money that was instrusted to you for starving children. Or, worse money you were holding for your crack dealing mexican mafia boss, who now wants to kill you, and is f'ing this chick on the side while they plan what to do to you.
 

dakota

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no its not a joke.. sadly it is reality.. its only money tho, it will be replaced soon enough.. but you do not have to remind me what I could have done with it. Its over, its done with, lesson learned, move forward!
 

Grand Wizzard Alamar

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did you ever try telling her that she had to pay you back for your kindness?
never pay for somebody else unless they actually deserve it... $17,000... how can a girl spend that much in 9 months haha, you completely spoiled her.. and her life probably sucks more now cause she was used to it :p
 

marinetti

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it's cool man..... start with the DJ bootcamp, get your life in control

consider that $17k to be part of your college education, and move on
 

Ken785

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$17,000? wow, you would think for that kinda money that wh0re would have 2 vaginas..
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Alkali

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dakota said:
So I will admit that as a mostly lurker I have been the ultimate afc king. This sounds so so bad.. just realize I have come to my senses. But for the last 9 months I had a gal living in my house that I paid everything for.. literally spent like $17,000 on her .. clothes, makeup.. etc. Oh sure she slept with me once.. but screwed may 10 other guys this year.. ..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO ROFL JESUS HAHAHAHAHA

You. Chump.
 
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