"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The 6th Sense

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Have you guys ever thought you might have a 6th sense? I can look/play with my dogs and tell what kind of mood they are in, whether or not they are sick, etc. Same thing with the wife (although I'm not comparing her to my dogs by any means). I can predict, accurately for the most part, if she will be bubbly when I get home, lethargic or just plain under the weather. It's like I can feel this stuff throughout the day. If I begin to have a feeling that something is amiss in my life, I'm more often than not correct. I have been told by others that I seem to have this ability. Is it just a higher level of perception? Can it be that I read other people and situations better than most? I really don't know the answer. Is anybody else here like this? Can you enlighten me? I do no think this happens by chance. The law of large numbers indicate otherwise.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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People always seem to know other's situations better than their own
 

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It could be because you've become so accustomed to reading the body language of your wife/animals when they're in a certain mood so are able to subconsciously detect their mood? Who knows..
 

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Intrresting for sure! I think these kinds of things may be true, at least I'm very open minded, but I don't know if they are or not, for now I believe so.

I sent you a link I was gonna post it here too but I guess that's considered advertisment? If someone wants you can PM me, I don't guarantee it's good or that's gonna help you, but I find it interresting. See you everybody, I haven't posted here much, but I think this is a great forum, I wanna post here more when I have the time, good luck to everybody.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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