"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The 5 quick truths to being a man

biker_gixxer

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Originally posted by Don Corleone
biker................

no i dont have my pants down and my hat ****ed to the side........

you seemed to have missed the entire point of the post...........

i was giving examples.............

THE POINT I WAS MAKING IN TRUTH #1, WAS THAT YOU WOULDN'T TAKE CRAP FROM A MAN, SO WHY TAKE IT FROM A WOMAN??................

reread the post, or go read some hog magazines or something bro, because your sarcastic posts dont help anyone..thanks!
Don't worry bro, I got what you were trying to say. I just found it pretty entertaining the 'way' you chose to communicate it.

Question: What's a hog magazine? lol
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Don Corleone

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lol damn man, im not sure. lol, let me know if you find out..
 

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About the staring. I hate guys that try to act like hard asses.

And if a guys staring too much at me I will think he might want something more than a fight. Damn HOMOS

But the rest of the post I agree with!@
 
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