"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The 3 Step Approach

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at the grocery store You approach this HB
"what s this foreign sounding food ? i can t find it it in the store "
she ll take you when the cheese belongs

on the way there u ask her Qs about the cheese in question

then you bail out


you come back to her after a couple of minutes

" sorry to bother you but my friend has written this weird name in my shopping list ! is that a cake or what ? i m a stranger here do u think u could tell me what it is ?

again she ll take you to the place where the food belongs

finally you get back to her again and ask her a Q ABOUT ANOTHER FOOD

NOW AFTER A THIRD CONTACT YOU HAVE CREATED SOME SORT OF INTIMACY It s now much easier to ask her for her digits

AND YOU DON T HAVE TO MAKE SUCH AN EFFORT TO GET HER INVOLVED IN AN ELABORATE CONVO AS INTIMACY IS CREATED BY THE NUMBER OF CONTACTS WITH THE FEMALE
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Or she says eff-off already like I would...
 
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Here is master way to get womens to lick da ****as.....

1. Sneak up behind her and whisper in ear "Do you know where I can go make peepee"?

Then she tell you where to go pee

2. Then you say "I have big one, you come and help lift it for me"

Then she look at you funny

3. Then you knock her out with giant ****as and take her to bathroom with her

Everyone is happy

4. Then when she wakes up you tell her where are eggs in store
5. Then get eggs and throw at her laughing, it's funny egg fight in store
6. Then eat many grapes and take dump on lettuce in produce section
7. Leave with smile


your welcome
 
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sex in the car park

then you join her in the car lot
you say now we ve reached some kind of intimaacy how about a quickie in u r automobile ?
MAKE SURE TO GET THE CHEESE OUT OF THE WAY THOSE STINKING FOREIGN CHEESES

Now you get back to the store and you use the same 3 step method another hot woman

make sure you hit on the store when it s at its busiest the more women the luckier you ll be

finally don t spend the whole day in the store if so you ll b noticed by the detectives abnd thrown out
 
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