The $2 Bill Routine

[The Amen Corner]

Hey guys,

Here's a routine I like to use when I have a girl at some place fast to eat after a bounce.

You can use the premise and change it however you'd like, but here's what works for me.

This came up completely by accident, but it really seemed to work well. I adore my younger brother, and whenever I talk about him -- even briefly, I can always tell that I have that charisma that draws in the girls. It's great to talk about him during my comfort building stages, and I always need excuses to do so.

If you don't have a brother you can substitute a close friend or someone else.

When you are paying, smile lightly to yourself. If she asks why, pull out a two dollar bill from your wallet. Explain to her how you obtained it if it's an interesting story -- otherwise you can go straight into the story as to why you have it with you.

My story is that I keep my two dollar bill in a special place in my room, and my younger brother is always fascinated by it. I know he wants to show it to his friends, but I've never let him do so, as he's only in 4th grade and things out of his or my control would happen.

He is very persistent however. He must have slipped it into my wallet as a practical joke -- hoping I'd spend it. Give a grin here.


Anyway, if you have a critic or whatever feel free to share it. You of course need a two dollar bill for this excessive -- but they tend to fascinate people due to their rarity. I'm sure you can easily get one off the internet. Even though many people are aware of them and have seen them, they are still always cool to handle, because essentially no one has memorized the bill like they have for twenties and ones. If she tries to grab it you can do your "hands off the merchandise -- this **** aint for free, ya know!" Hahahaha.

Last thing -- carrying around a two will crinkle it up. It might be a good idea to take it out of your wallet when you aren't sarging, and to press it under a book to keep it as crisp as possible.

Anyway, hope to hear some comments!

 

[horaholic]

I dont see what this is supposed to accomplish. It might be better if you told that story, then somehow slipped it into her wallet or purse. Then if she spends it, you could demand a bj.

This should be in tips anyway

 

[brownbear.]

yeah, i don't really understand this one either.

 

[The Amen Corner]

Comfort Building.

Gives you a guaranteed conversation to plant some questions for her to ask you about.

Holds interest.

If it doesn't work for you then it doesn't work for you. :wave:

 

[guywhoneedshelp]

Hey guys,

Here's a routine I like to use when I have a girl at some place fast to eat after a bounce.

You can use the premise and change it however you'd like, but here's what works for me.

This came up completely by accident, but it really seemed to work well. I adore my younger brother, and whenever I talk about him -- even briefly, I can always tell that I have that charisma that draws in the girls. It's great to talk about him during my comfort building stages, and I always need excuses to do so.

If you don't have a brother you can substitute a close friend or someone else.

When you are paying, smile lightly to yourself. If she asks why, pull out a two dollar bill from your wallet. Explain to her how you obtained it if it's an interesting story -- otherwise you can go straight into the story as to why you have it with you.

My story is that I keep my two dollar bill in a special place in my room, and my younger brother is always fascinated by it. I know he wants to show it to his friends, but I've never let him do so, as he's only in 4th grade and things out of his or my control would happen.

He is very persistent however. He must have slipped it into my wallet as a practical joke -- hoping I'd spend it. Give a grin here.


Anyway, if you have a critic or whatever feel free to share it. You of course need a two dollar bill for this excessive -- but they tend to fascinate people due to their rarity. I'm sure you can easily get one off the internet. Even though many people are aware of them and have seen them, they are still always cool to handle, because essentially no one has memorized the bill like they have for twenties and ones. If she tries to grab it you can do your "hands off the merchandise -- this **** aint for free, ya know!" Hahahaha.

Last thing -- carrying around a two will crinkle it up. It might be a good idea to take it out of your wallet when you aren't sarging, and to press it under a book to keep it as crisp as possible.

Anyway, hope to hear some comments!

You know, I'll do this next time I take a girl out and go to pay for something. It breaks into conversation about your home life, and I do have a 6 year old brother.

Then I could say something like "You gotta meet him, he does cartwheels." and I have an excuse to take her to my house one day

Thank you, this is helpful, I will try it on a special girl next time I do a date that involves buying something such as food, or picking up the bar tab, or when I bounce a girl from the club to the diner.