That Wedding

[Zunder]

Yes, the Royal one.

Why, oh why, do I despise all the talk, all the gossip, all the tabloidal media frenzy, the silly giggles from girls in the office as they discuss how much weight Kate has lost or what her dress will look like, the documentaries on TV and on and on and on and on .... and yet I know I am just as much to blame as I am now part of (in my own pathetic way) it all by saying I DONT GIVE A FLYING FVCK ABOUT HIM AND HER ANDTHEIR POMPOUS TAXPAYER FUNDED WEDDING.

Fvck the wedding, and fvck the monarchy too.

Don't we have enough inane bvllshyte in the world that we now have to put up with this wedding?...and you can't escape it unless you are a hermit in the siberian wilderness.

 

[Victory Unlimited]

Yo Zunder,


I'm with you, man. To HELL with so much Pomp and Circumstance. Usually, especially for "regular" people, the bigger the wedding the quicker the divorce.

But as you well know...in order to keep up appearances, the royal family will make sure that this marriage is TOO BIG TO FAIL.

On a side Note:

Dude, I've been the Best Man in about 6 weddings and a Groomsman in about 9 weddings so far. I recently told a friend of mine that the ONLY way I'd participate in another wedding, they'd have to REALLY make it worth my time.

I told him don't even ASK ME to be in it unless he and his bride were planning on comin' down the aisle AT LEAST as happy and "out of control" as this shyt RIGHT HERE!

...because anything LESS non-traditional than that would put probably put my @ss right to sleep.


VU

 

[Zunder]

Yo Zunder,


I'm with you, man. To HELL with so much Pomp and Circumstance. Usually, especially for "regular" people, the bigger the wedding the quicker the divorce.

But as you well know...in order to keep up appearances, the royal family will make sure that this marriage is TOO BIG TO FAIL.

On a side Note:

Dude, I've been the Best Man in about 6 weddings and a Groomsman in about 9 weddings so far. I recently told a friend of mine that the ONLY way I'd participate in another wedding, they'd have to REALLY make it worth my time.

I told him don't even ASK ME to be in it unless he and his bride were planning on comin' down the aisle AT LEAST as happy and "out of control" as this shyt RIGHT HERE!

...because anything LESS non-traditional than that would put probably put my @ss right to sleep.


VU

Fvckit then, I'm off to Siberia lol

 

[Julius_Seizeher]

Some of the Roissy posters (a lively bunch) were speculating about Katie having some black gang-banger's kid after the wedding, that would be hilarious.

Neocon butthex tapings went too far lolzzzlolzozzolzolozlzozozlzzozzzoollllz

 

[squirrels]

Whatever, man. It's chicks. They're all raised on fairy tales of prince charmings, so they're all spellbound by this crap.

There are few REAL princes left in the world...most of them are in countries that America wants to bomb. Even the royal family over in Britain is more of a ceremonial position than anything.

Personally, I'm glad they're happy. But I'm not upset about it being all over the media. I know how to work my remote and change the channel.