"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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That moment, seconds before a sex date

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All of you guys who had casual sexdates with strangers from the internet probably know it: you game a chick online (well, more like: *sends photo*, chick replies ''hnghn I want you'') and you plan a date to f*ck.

So you're at her doorstep. You ring the bell. You've never seen the person before, other than on photographs. Your mind goes: ''oh jesus, oh jesus, what do I do'', you're so tense you're trembling. Door opens, and your brain just shuts off and you go all alpha male, primal instinct, gorilla, without having to think.

Recognizable? What do you guys do to stay calm? :p
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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WTF? "Pls God don't be some pervert guy who is gonna kill me and sell my kidneys, I just want to ****" Does this thought ring a bell? WTF?

I have never done this, never would! Dangerous, unnecessary, maybe kinky I'll agree, but still...
 
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Take a few minutes to relax when that happens. You can only get that adrenaline rush once and it subsides. It generally means you need more practice, and possibly a better diet.

That's why I like hanging out at strip clubs. I got desensitized to beautiful women. Then, when I happened to bump into a real movie star, I was totally smooth, even though time stood still for a moment. They judge us on those intangible moments in their first impression. They read how their beauty level compares to our own in that way. If we display any nervous sign, it's virtual proof she's too good for you (or that you are in pain or have a nervous disorder, neither of which wins points).

Also, having lots of dates helps. I'm getting ready to go out with possibly the hottest girl of my life tonight, but because another girl just left, I haven't had time to worry. Because the first date went awesome (though she did leave me with blue balls), the pressure is off. Plus, I'll have "scent of a woman".
 
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DonJuanit0 said:
WTF? "Pls God don't be some pervert guy who is gonna kill me and sell my kidneys, I just want to ****" Does this thought ring a bell? WTF?

I have never done this, never would! Dangerous, unnecessary, maybe kinky I'll agree, but still...
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Haha, I'm quite capable of verifying the genuiness of people through pics/fb accounts/forum postings, in other words: whether they are serial killer psychopaths or not. Although you still have a point of course.
 
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bigneil said:
Take a few minutes to relax when that happens. You can only get that adrenaline rush once and it subsides. It generally means you need more practice, and possibly a better diet.

That's why I like hanging out at strip clubs. I get desensitized to beautiful women. Then, when I bumped into a real movie star, I was totally smooth, even though time stood still for a moment.
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Yeah I think it's the practice part with me.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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This is why you always always have one of those spyhole things on your door
 
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