"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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That lady with 20 cats - and the crazy people

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Cats have parasites, namely toxoplasma gondii which causes loss of fear and mind control. Mice and rats eat cat poop and lose fear, and come closer to cat, and get eaten. Thus the parasite always finds a new home.

That lady with 20 cats does not feel all the smell because she is infected, and parasite controls her mind, making her tolerate the dirt and care for the cats.

You see where I am going with this?

Perhaps people with social problems have parasites controlling their mind. Just a thought.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Unusually high amount of raw parsnips, drinking pau D'arco tea and a full dropperful of p73 batch oil of oregano helps kill parasites.

I've heard of charcoal and also castor oil too doing the trick.

Old member b ackseat j uan from sochi knew of some herbs that were good for health, but I forget what they were.
 

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You are not going to kill any parasites with snake oil, proper antibiotics are needed. Parasite in question infects brain, taxoplasma gondii, infects the brain, and not every antibiotic will kill it. What you suggesting is drinking tea when you got syphilis, essentially. It's useless.
 

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I don't doubt this is true. I had no love for animals prior to my alcoholic brother bringing home a cat. Then the cat got pregnant and we got stuck with 2 of the 9 kittens. I didn't care for them at first but now one of them sleeps under my bed, and some times on top too. We lost the other one, someone catnapped her from the yard. Its weird though, I'm happy to have her around and she kills mice and eats bugs, so I can't complain. The strangest thing that happened, I was deathly allergic to cats just 5 years ago, now I can have her sit beside me while I use the net with no problems at all.

I have a feeling women might also possess these mind control parasites.
 
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