"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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That horseface cvnt Ann Coulter got schooled by her own!

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I have been praying for the day this douchebag would open her c0ckhole too wide :kick:

This is a beauty:

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Mccain, Romney, and especially Rudy are driving as far and fast away from this fvcking nut as possible. I wonder how long it will take Hannity and Papa bear to dump this idiot broad?

And I can't stop laughing . . .:rockon:

Good riddance b!tch.
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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First of all, this isn't a f*cking political forum, ass.

Second, homosexuality isn't something this forum is out to promote. Even tho gay men can theoretically help us seduce more women -- by reducing the level of competition -- they are still evidence of a decayed, screwed-up, feminized culture.

or maybe you don't agree, but still cut out the political crap
 
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She is the most crass hor on the planet!! And she has an ADAM'S apple!!!!! :rolleyes:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"cut out the political crap"

LOL, welcome to the 21st century, dipsh*t. "Oh ,no, God forbid we PROMOTE the homosexuals"

Let them live their f*cking life. I know it scares you to think you might think about sucking a d*ck some day... but it's not the end of western civilization. WTF.

Grow up.

Ann Coulter is a nutcase. A funded-by-republican nutcase. No worse than the average Texan, but a nutcase. Just because she's blonde and semi-attractive makes her a perfect tool for the right wing. YAY we found a girl who supports our cause!
 

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gotta love people's automatic willingness to stick up for political correctness

By the standards we try to live by in this forum, gay men aren't real men at all. They can live their f*cking lives all they want. And I can hold them in disdain for it, considering they are not masculine.

i'm not out for beating gays up or boycotting them in business or anything, but a little insult now and then is just part of free speech. The pc people are the ones who need to grow up.
 

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Obsidian said:
By the standards we try to live by in this forum, gay men aren't real men at all. They can live their f*cking lives all they want. And I can hold them in disdain for it, considering they are not masculine.
Who the fvck is we? You're trying to garner support from other homophobes and imbeciles who come in here? Probably good company for you in any case.

The rest of your statement is testament to your immaturity and limited mentality. Try this, go to a gym ( I doubt you've ever seen the inside of one but, I digress) find the guy who is benching 375 and ask him if he is gay. When you awake from your coma you'll realize how fvcking stupid you really are.
 

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Last Man Standing said:
She is the most crass hor on the planet!! And she has an ADAM'S apple!!!!! :rolleyes:

Here, my friend, is the perfect spot to let loose with your trademarked "hor"!


Gotta love it!
 

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Obsidian said:
gotta love people's automatic willingness to stick up for political correctness.
Political correctness is all there should be in politics. Ann Coulter's statements only lean on populism. That's really weak and it will only attract weak people.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I knew Pianoman would saunter his way into this and that's cool. I really loathe this b!tch with a passion. When will her sex tape be leaked out? I'm quite sure there's an all black 5 man gang bang video floating around where she's plugged up air tight!
 

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Threads regarding politics are not allowed on this forum. In the future please refrain from posting politically/racially-charged messages.
 
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