"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Thank God for feminine men

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Check out this pansy ass

Just b/c I embrace feminine values does not make even close to being g@y. I'm as straight as you guys.Just b/c I was born a male does that mean I have act like a male? NO. I have my right to be different. Maybe Vet700lvl might be right on one thing,maybe I am a woman trapped in a man's body, but I have no desire to be with other men or get "the operation" that vet700lvl was referring to.In fact, that is what Tia loves about me the most, that I'll can be in touch and open about my feminine side..Tia thanks my mother for being the only one in my family to let me be me and not force chuavanistic,macho attitude on like my dad,brothers and sisters have always done..I'm proud to be male,left wing liberal and in touch with my feminine side.
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The world is full of interesting... things.:crackup:
 

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Bullsh!t aside,just another guy doing what he can in order to get laid.......unfortunately for him he just doesnt know its the wrong way yet.

Too much T.V and too many girl "friends" frying his brain.

Hes like the Papua New Guinean tribesman whos never seen a white man before and thinks his spear is an equal match to the white mans boomstick, until he pulls the trigger of course.
 
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