"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Textual tourette's fvck cvnt p1ss

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Let's face it, this anti-swearing thing is a bit daft.

We all know what it means with a V or a 1. We're all big boys now, can't you just turn it off?

Or am I just going to have to %^%*&*@@+ put up with it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Alpine
We all know what it means with a V or a 1. We're all big boys now, can't you just turn it off?

Or am I just going to have to %^%*&*@@+ put up with it.
Suggestions & Feedback.

I would ask that you do a search for this before posting, seeing as how this very same issue has been brought up an insane amount of times in the past 3 years - though common sense would dictatate that if it hasn't changed since the complaining about it began all of those years ago, it probably isn't going to change now. :rolleyes:
 

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well i think there is 1 reason for turning off the filter and that is because words like pen15 and cvnt are body parts i mean come on why is society like this why are words like this considered rude words, its insane, its like we are hiding our sexuality and DJ's should not be doing this.
 

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Actually, "penis" shows up uncut, being the technical term that it is. I have yet to find "cunt," "pussy," or "box" in any medical journals.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by Von Neuen
Actually, "penis" shows up uncut
I can't figure out why, but I couldn't stop laughing.
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
I couldn't stop laughing.
maybe if some of us where more mature about some of these words, then we would not need filters:p

lol lol lol ahahahahaha did you hear that he said b00bs!! :rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
I can't figure out why, but I couldn't stop laughing.
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