"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Texts message game stumped me - What to think

Crissco

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History: Already has sex with her about 5 times, known eachother for a while now. She went to fl on a trip. Texted me the last 3 days in a row making sure im okay bc of the hurricane...I feel like a chump but im a bit stumped here to what to think, why would she even bother writing this knowing shes in FL..Just to get a rise out of me...?

Her: You mad at me
Me. Yes Roar!! :D
Me: Now that i think about it, not right at the moment
Her:lol
Me:Someones been thinking about me
Her:Shut up im just horny
Me:haha ohh ur just using me for sex then lol
Me: Im not a peice of meat, I do have feelings too!! haha
Her:Duh
Her:Wait u have feelings ****
Her:Well im thinking of you regardless so feel special
Her:N im on vacay so feel extra special
Me: Haha You miss me!!
Her Like i said im just hory
Her: But if it makes u feel better to think that then ok
Me:Its really tough being a sex symbol
Her:Has very little to do with u babe
Her:Im just in the right mindset
Her:Ok fine ill say ur cute
Her:U happy now
Her: Come here now
Me:You *** here
Her:Im in FL *** now
Me:When u come back ull def be cummin
Her:Cant wait that long
Her :)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Crissco

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Solomon said:
Are You Serious? cause if your not then your the best troll since elmnetry gentry
Bro look at my posts, do I look like a troll to you. Im being serious and trying to decipher this.
 

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I don't know what to think. On the one hand I think you sent 6 texts too many, and on the other hand I feel like it doesn't matter. As long as these kind of text convos aren't regular everything should be hunki-dori. And you said she was initiating which is a good sign. I wouldn't sweat anything.
 

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Upside said:
I don't know what to think. On the one hand I think you sent 6 texts too many, and on the other hand I feel like it doesn't matter. As long as these kind of text convos aren't regular everything should be hunki-dori. And you said she was initiating which is a good sign. I wouldn't sweat anything.
Exactly what im thinking, i already ****ed her anyway, plus these texts rnt hte norm, its me saying come over and saiys k and is here lol, and 2 days ago she i was joknig around about other girls to her, which wasnt a joke to me lol,through texts and she said just dont give me any diseases, which means I got my second official f*ck buddy on call lol...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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She's hot for you, but it looks like she really wanted some sex talk to get her off. Women respond really well to this kind of thing and most seem to love it if you can create a sexual fantasy for her to think about.

Most of us guys prefer less talk and more action, but I have got women going absolutely crazy through a few text messages. It has been one of my greatest discoveries in terms of seduction. The last 4 women I banged started out this way. The latest was a girl I met via POF. We swapped sexual texts, she called me and got off on the phone the one night, then we met for the first time last week. After 2 hours of meeting we were fvcking in my car. It's because I planted those seeds in her head, she'd been fantasizing about me almost obsessively upto that point.

I personally think you overdid the c+f in those texts. At first it was cool, but after a while I'm sure she would be getting irritated because it wasn't going anywhere and there was no substance to your conversation. I'm guessing from the point she told you she was horny, she wanted you to escalate to phone/text sex.
 

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Jariel said:
She's hot for you, but it looks like she really wanted some sex talk to get her off. Women respond really well to this kind of thing and most seem to love it if you can create a sexual fantasy for her to think about.

Most of us guys prefer less talk and more action, but I have got women going absolutely crazy through a few text messages. It has been one of my greatest discoveries in terms of seduction. The last 4 women I banged started out this way. The latest was a girl I met via POF. We swapped sexual texts, she called me and got off on the phone the one night, then we met for the first time last week. After 2 hours of meeting we were fvcking in my car. It's because I planted those seeds in her head, she'd been fantasizing about me almost obsessively upto that point.

I personally think you overdid the c+f in those texts. At first it was cool, but after a while I'm sure she would be getting irritated because it wasn't going anywhere and there was no substance to your conversation. I'm guessing from the point she told you she was horny, she wanted you to escalate to phone/text sex.
Thats the way I took, as shes still hot for me and wants my d*ck. Why would she be texting me from FL and im all the way in NY if she wasnt thinking about me. She obv wants me. I figured she wanted to escalate for phone text, but I was out and knowing me ide be getting those random plublic boners, no worries tho, ill take care of her when she gets back.

Also

When I was younger on AIM I used to make women go crazy, same with on the phone, still do it at times, get them fingering them selfs right there and then, phone sex for hours just for the hell of it for me. I found it works best when there about a state or two away, makes it more exciting for them.

Thanks Jariel
 
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