Texting funny statements instead of Questions

[baurman]

Give some examples of texts to send a girl that don't ask questions.

I always see texts where guys ask too many question after question instead of value texts.

So what are some examples that you should say?

"This lady in the grocery store just skipped the line to buy vodka and condoms."
"Traffic is so bad. It's time for me to buy a helicopter"
"A little kid in a Pokemon T-shirt just flipped me off"

Add yours. Lets see some value

 

[HankHill]

Texting is best not be used for general chit chatting...and definitely not for those types of texts. When you send texts like that you're just asking for validation from the chick if she's still interested in you and it shows. I recommend not doing that unless she starts something and you're simply responding to it. Just my 2 cents.

 

[Alvafe]

I text when I have something to ask or do, not to be wasting my time with useless talk, I leave the talking when she is with me, text to to make her move her ass to meet me, anything other then that is a waste