Going to make this short and as sweet as possible.
2 plates
HB1: An Air Force officer, could be LTR potential if I were looking for that. Hooked up through some mutual friends, called her on Wed night and set up a date for Sunday. We have met a few times, always clicked, mostly through military talk, but we were both in relationships at the time.
HB2: Basically decent looking trash that is just a plate.
Was texting with HB2 on Thursday... She got talking dirty, and I then forwarded her junk to my boys (Let that be a lesson to you... If I do it; you know women do!)
Then today, two days after setting date with HB1; I text her as follows.
Me: If you are not out enjoying this amazing weather; I am done with you!
Her about one minute later.
HB1: If you are not drunk during this amazing weather; I am done with you!
ME: 54 seconds.... Sheesh! You are whipped already.
Her: I was about to call my sister and had my phone in my hand. Get over yourself!
ME: Whatever you need to tell yourself. Heading to pool; Ill see you Sunday at 4.
I then place phone in pocket and go about my business. It beeps a few seconds later, but just assuming it is an "Ok, see you then!" I didn't even look at it.
When I check the message later it reads:
HB1: Do what? OMG you are a freak!
I have no clue what she is talking about until I scroll down to read what my pocket sent her...
Me: Hee hee Hope you like getting to know my freaky side. Honestly, I am a good girl, but when it comes to the bedroom.... I am wet 24/7
After I get done swallowing my tongue I decided to reply
Me: Sh!t That was a text some crazy biotch sent me! I forwarded it to a friend and we were dying! I assure you, HB1. I don't talk like that until after the second, sometimes even the third date!
HB1: Haha I believe you
How do I play this, DJs? Just continue on Sunday as if everything is cool...
I might not give the best advice, but you sure can learn for my mistakes! LOL
Cheers!
2 plates
HB1: An Air Force officer, could be LTR potential if I were looking for that. Hooked up through some mutual friends, called her on Wed night and set up a date for Sunday. We have met a few times, always clicked, mostly through military talk, but we were both in relationships at the time.
HB2: Basically decent looking trash that is just a plate.
Was texting with HB2 on Thursday... She got talking dirty, and I then forwarded her junk to my boys (Let that be a lesson to you... If I do it; you know women do!)
Then today, two days after setting date with HB1; I text her as follows.
Me: If you are not out enjoying this amazing weather; I am done with you!
Her about one minute later.
HB1: If you are not drunk during this amazing weather; I am done with you!
ME: 54 seconds.... Sheesh! You are whipped already.
Her: I was about to call my sister and had my phone in my hand. Get over yourself!
ME: Whatever you need to tell yourself. Heading to pool; Ill see you Sunday at 4.
I then place phone in pocket and go about my business. It beeps a few seconds later, but just assuming it is an "Ok, see you then!" I didn't even look at it.
When I check the message later it reads:
HB1: Do what? OMG you are a freak!
I have no clue what she is talking about until I scroll down to read what my pocket sent her...
Me: Hee hee Hope you like getting to know my freaky side. Honestly, I am a good girl, but when it comes to the bedroom.... I am wet 24/7
After I get done swallowing my tongue I decided to reply
Me: Sh!t That was a text some crazy biotch sent me! I forwarded it to a friend and we were dying! I assure you, HB1. I don't talk like that until after the second, sometimes even the third date!
HB1: Haha I believe you
How do I play this, DJs? Just continue on Sunday as if everything is cool...
I might not give the best advice, but you sure can learn for my mistakes! LOL
Cheers!
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