Just figured I'd post this to see what you guys thought of it, I think I'm doing okay and don't really care about it but I always find it entertaining to get this kind of sh!t scrutinized to the most minute detail by the SS crowd. 
Anyways, I met this girl at the bar, I was really drunk and asked them to give me a ride to the other side of town at 1:45 in the morning because I was too stupid to realize how late it was, and they declined, running away when I went to piss. I got her number beforehand and shot her a pretty mean text because I was mad at them for abandoning me. Basically wrote this off as a rejection the next day because of what I said to her.
Cut to the next day:
1/9/11 5:34 PM Her: I never texted u back, well my phone was dead that night but I meant to anyways. Then again u may not even remember meeting me! Hahah
1/9/11 8:40 PM Me: Hahaha yeah you were the girl I put up with on Friday because you kept buying me drinks
Blah some convo
1/10/11 8:12 PM Her: ...now u gotta buy me some shots since I don't have this awesome new dispendable income
1/11/11 11:54 AM Me: Bahaha nice try you already got one shot outta me, which is one more than most girls get, and that was because I was celebrating.
Wow there's like nothing here after removing all of the convo that nobody would get. Fvck it I already wrote it up I'm posting it.
So, two responses to her sh!t, I guess, is what you have to go on. She hasn't responded back yet. I'm planning on texting her tomorrow and telling her that if she comes out on Friday and either is cute enough (i.e. "if you're as attractive as my drunk ass remembers and it wasn't just beer goggles"), entertaining enough ("if you don't bore me") or just "if you earn it" that I'd buy her ONE shot.
Whaddya think? Tear me to pieces.
Go for it!
Anyways, I met this girl at the bar, I was really drunk and asked them to give me a ride to the other side of town at 1:45 in the morning because I was too stupid to realize how late it was, and they declined, running away when I went to piss. I got her number beforehand and shot her a pretty mean text because I was mad at them for abandoning me. Basically wrote this off as a rejection the next day because of what I said to her.
Cut to the next day:
1/9/11 5:34 PM Her: I never texted u back, well my phone was dead that night but I meant to anyways. Then again u may not even remember meeting me! Hahah
1/9/11 8:40 PM Me: Hahaha yeah you were the girl I put up with on Friday because you kept buying me drinks
Blah some convo
1/10/11 8:12 PM Her: ...now u gotta buy me some shots since I don't have this awesome new dispendable income
1/11/11 11:54 AM Me: Bahaha nice try you already got one shot outta me, which is one more than most girls get, and that was because I was celebrating.
Wow there's like nothing here after removing all of the convo that nobody would get. Fvck it I already wrote it up I'm posting it.
So, two responses to her sh!t, I guess, is what you have to go on. She hasn't responded back yet. I'm planning on texting her tomorrow and telling her that if she comes out on Friday and either is cute enough (i.e. "if you're as attractive as my drunk ass remembers and it wasn't just beer goggles"), entertaining enough ("if you don't bore me") or just "if you earn it" that I'd buy her ONE shot.
Whaddya think? Tear me to pieces.
Go for it!
